Whoa. This new video showing piranhas being fed in a Brazilian river is absolutely horrifying.
How could Piranha 3DD possibly top its predecessor? Easy — add one David Hasselhoff. Check out this trio of clips filled with schlocky horror, mad scientist Christopher Lloyd, and Hoff's next greatest single, "Love Hunter." Piranha 3DD hits theaters on June 1.
Piranhas might have razor sharp teeth andthe ability to communicate but I'd rather have them feast on my body than this Pacu Fish. Why? Well, you see, the Pacu Fish has human-like teeth and loves to bite off testicles to ensure you die a slow, ball-less and bleed-full death. Ow.
The revelations never cease. First, it turns out that piranhas aren't the vicious cow-stripping killers we'd been led to believe. Now it turns out that they bark when they see things they don't like. Discover the physics of how piranhas yip away like yappy dogs.