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    Pirates vs. Ninjas Mobile Helps Your Baby Make An Informed Decision

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    Image of Jesse in Japan Jesse in Japan
    04/06/09

    In reply to Pirates vs. Ninjas Mobile Helps Your Baby Make An Informed Decision
    If an actual pirate were ever to encounter an actual ninja, the resulting explosion would probably wipe out most of our solar system. We would never actually know who won.
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    Image of FredicvsMaximvs FredicvsMaximvs
    04/03/09

    In reply to Pirates vs. Ninjas Mobile Helps Your Baby Make An Informed Decision
    How do we know pirates are cooler? Because without them, we get global warming:
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    04/03/09

    @FredicvsMaximvs: [www.venganza.org]
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    04/03/09

    In reply to Pirates vs. Ninjas Mobile Helps Your Baby Make An Informed Decision
    Cool mobile, but its not for babies or it would have colors or at least be black and white. My opinion in the Pirate vs Ninja: Ninjas would win. Ninjas are sworn to die for their cause and pirates just want money (booty, if you prefer). Motivationally, a pirate is smart enough to run away and live to fight aother day, while the Ninja is it in to the death.
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    04/03/09

    In reply to Pirates vs. Ninjas Mobile Helps Your Baby Make An Informed Decision
    For the record,


    Modern pirates:



    or



    Modern ninjas:


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    04/03/09

    @Gann: What about Ice Pirates?
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    Image of MakeMeHuman MakeMeHuman
    04/03/09

    In reply to Pirates vs. Ninjas Mobile Helps Your Baby Make An Informed Decision
    Ninjas have and always will be better than pirates.
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    04/03/09

    Nonchalantly pushes MakeMeHuman: off the plank.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    04/03/09

    @Software_Goddess: Pirates beat ninjas and kittens beat all.


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    Image of joe.glass joe.glass
    04/03/09

    In reply to Pirates vs. Ninjas Mobile Helps Your Baby Make An Informed Decision
    Am I the only one who thinks the whole Ninjas v. Pirates things is totally played out, stale, and boring? I remember finding realultimatepower.net 6, count 'em, 6 years ago. Sure it was funny; but it's getting a little old now.


    Maybe I'm too old for the internet...which is pretty sad since I'm only halfway through my 20's.

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    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    04/03/09

    @joe.glass: At least they didn't have a Mr. T vs. Ball Eating mobile. Be thankful for that.
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    04/03/09

    In reply to Pirates vs. Ninjas Mobile Helps Your Baby Make An Informed Decision
    Ninja FTW.


    STILL CAN'T REPLY

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    Image of Jeff_Vader Jeff_Vader
    04/03/09

    In reply to Pirates vs. Ninjas Mobile Helps Your Baby Make An Informed Decision
    If a ninja lost his leg and an eye during a stabbing between a pirate vs. ninja battle, then does the ninja get disowned by his ninja possee and become a part of the Pirate Crew and therefor becomes a "Sell Out"?


    Is that what "Sold Out" Mean?

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    04/03/09

    @Jeff_Vader: Reason #35 Why Pirates Are WAAAAAAAAY Cooler Than Ninjas:


    A ninja with a stump for a leg is useless; a pirate with a stump for a leg is captain


    Reason #42 Why Pirates Are WAAAAAAAAY Cooler Than Ninjas:


    Pirates actually become scarier as they lose body parts

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE
    04/03/09

    @Jeff_Vader: That's what Hara Kiri is for. And I don't mean the famous sports announcer.

    I'm talking about seppuku.
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    Image of Serolf Divad Serolf Divad
    04/03/09

    In reply to Pirates vs. Ninjas Mobile Helps Your Baby Make An Informed Decision
    True story: Last week I asked my daughter's five-year-old friend "Danny" who would win in a fight: a pirate or a ninja. He thought about it for a second and then answered matter-of-factly that the Ninja would win. I asked him why and he explained: a pirate has one sword, but a Ninja has two swords. (I didn't want to complicate matters by pointing out that Pirates often complement their sword with a cutlass. I leave that for when he's a little older).
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE
    04/03/09

    @Serolf Divad: What about a blunderbuss?
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    04/03/09

    @CargoHoldNap_GitEmSteveDave: A blunderbuss is for hunting elephants. You're thinking of a flint-lock pistol.
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    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    04/03/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Either way, they say never bring a [sword] to a gunfight.
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    04/03/09

    @Serolf Divad: A pirate's sword is a cutlass, complemented by any number of knives, pistols, clubs, cannon.
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    04/03/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: No, a blunderbuss. Not many elephants used in naval warfare.

    [www.militaryheritage.com]
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    04/03/09

    In reply to Pirates vs. Ninjas Mobile Helps Your Baby Make An Informed Decision
    I have always found pirates to be more fun, and so sexy in those frilly shirts.
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    04/03/09

    @Software_Goddess: Well, lass, it be takin' a real secure man t' be comfortable enough to be fightin' in stockings and lace. An' it be sayin' somethin' fer his prowess tha' e'en wi' th' ribbons an' lace and frills an' bows, we still be th' terror o' the Seven Seas.


    If ye not be mindin', ma'am, I be takin' yer leave. Th' tyke be wantin' his binky. We pirates not be ones t' be shirkin' are parental-like duties.

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    04/03/09

    @Software_Goddess:
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    Image of Gann Gann
    04/03/09

    @Software_Goddess: And you can also go clubbing with them and not have to worry about them hitting on you.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    04/03/09

    In reply to Pirates vs. Ninjas Mobile Helps Your Baby Make An Informed Decision
    Yarrrgh!


    I not be trustin' enny o' my wee ones wi' th' scurvy likes of a ninja, even if that ninja be a piece o' fancied parchment.


    If ye be askin' me - an' ye be wantin' t' be heedin' me advice - a paper-like ninja be about a dangerous as the real thing. P'raps moreso because a paper ninja be capable o' deliv'rin a nasty paper cut. A real ninja on t'other hand would be settin' addle-brain'd, befuddl'd by th' Diaper Genie.


    Given the choice twixt trustin' yer kin wi' a drunken whorin' loutish brute that be yer average sea-farin' bosun an' th' lily-livered shriekin' violet tha' be a ninja, ye be wantin' t' be goin' wi' the buccaneer. At least when the Crown be sendin' a press-gang o' Lobsters fer yer tyke to put into service o' HMS, a pirate kin fend 'em off.


    Pirates - ironically, we be the best caretaker proxies. Ye wouldn't be thinkin' that, what with the gamblin' an' whorin' an' rapin'. But it be true.

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    04/03/09

    In reply to Pirates vs. Ninjas Mobile Helps Your Baby Make An Informed Decision
    There is absolutely no way that I was the only one clicking in here expecting smartphones from Europe:


    Pirates vs. Ninjas Mobile Helps Your Baby Make An Informed Decision

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    04/03/09

    In reply to Pirates vs. Ninjas Mobile Helps Your Baby Make An Informed Decision
    This thing would get unbalanced as the mutilated pirate corpses fell into your child's crib.
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    04/03/09

    In reply to Pirates vs. Ninjas Mobile Helps Your Baby Make An Informed Decision
    Sold out, of course. Seriously, is anything cool on Etsy ever NOT sold out?
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