@clockradio: I'm in a "Worst Case Scenario" sort of mood. Images of pizza makers all over the world uniting in the name of porn to stand against The Man flooded my mind.
Frozen pizza does have its place. When you want a quick snack but want something at least pizza-like, and you're sort of drunk so your normal standard levels have decreased somewhat, a frozen pizza will do the trick in a pinch. But really, it's not real pizza. Unless some stocky filthy guy twirled it around on his sausage fingers and reached his grubby hands into the giant metal tray full of cheese to lay on the thick coat of grated Polly-O, there is no rival.
Having gone through various frozen pizza stages in my life, I am now in my 'California Pizza Kitchen Margarita Pizza' stage. Topped with a little pepperoni or sausage before cooking, of course.
@strider_mt2k: I have the feeling that the word "cromulent" came from an episode of Futurama...please remind me where that is from, if you would be so kind.
@bosskev: I see that Mark has adjusted the title of this post. It now says:
How Frozen Pizzas Are Made (Singularity and One Badass Sauce Gun)
Wow! I had not realized that pizza-making involved a point in space-time in which gravitational forces cause matter to have an infinite density and zero volume. Who knew?
Although, come to think of it, "infinite density and zero volume" does tend to describe the typical frozen pizza crust.
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... you do realize this is in Ireland, right?
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They did however have a small problem with the guy coming before the pizza was ready...
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*snap snap wink wink grim grim know what I mean*
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it was the simpsons. you need to embiggen your knowledge of cultural references : )
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Umm...what?
What's that you say?
Oh. Sorry. I just assumed we were all supposed to make up total nonsense words in this post. My mistake.
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Wow! I had not realized that pizza-making involved a point in space-time in which gravitational forces cause matter to have an infinite density and zero volume. Who knew?
Although, come to think of it, "infinite density and zero volume" does tend to describe the typical frozen pizza crust.
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Just because she is so nice, Angelina
Angelina
Robot at the pizzeria