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Plastic Controllers Are the Future - Stop Complaining
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05/19/09
Mad Catz or somebody (logitech) should start buying Wood and Steel and start making some repplica periphreals, or I'm afraid I'm gonna miss out on some of this advanced technology I can't seem to wrap my simeon brain around cause I don't want artificial plastic controllers.... and then get bashed cause I can't play a real guitar, do a real kick-flip, or shoot a real gun straight, fly a real plain, etc.
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anyway, remember the episode when the holodeck program escaped onto the ship?
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I'd rather be eating mushrooms.
I'd rather actually run over a hooker with my car.
I'd rather be able to actually jump off a building with a towel strapped to my back and fly by humping the air.
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But if you have a minigun, you don't really need to worry about your waistline anyway because no one will dare call you fat.
A Gatling minigun means you always look good in a bikini.
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Unless it's while you are in court, then I'd PAY to see that.
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Kissing, specifically a good hearty makeout session, can use up anywhere between 120-325 calories an hour.
An orgasm alone can burn roughly 60-100 calories in one sitting, so if you have em frequently, you're already on your way to fitness. Burn calories!
Until dildonic technology improves gameplay, some things will not be simulated properly.
05/19/09
And what accounts for the wide range? "No-tongue", "tongue" or "tongue-boxing-with-uvula"?
And remember, kids, "It'll behoove ya' to take care of your uvula."
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But raw celery, unadorned, fills me with rage and ruins any good mood I may be in. Usually, when I'm done eating a celery stalk, I find myself wishing I had a Gatling minigun.
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/hides the celery
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Those who want to play video games for what they truly are, let us all join Gamers Against Excercise.
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:/
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Oh come on; with my personality could I be anything BUT a red head!
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* continues to goad the Goddess *
* 1,000s of Gizmodians hold breath, fingers crossed *
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My heart is reserved for another.
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Sigh, its our own fault for buying into this crap. This is exactly like every wow guild I've ever been in. There's always one girl who is a gigantic attention whore and always brings down the productivity of the guild, or in this case the quality of the comment system.
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And even if she WERE a dullard, who would be the real dullard for so bluntly being the ass to point it out?
* all eyes shift to Colin *
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