Every Geek's Kid Needs Cuddly Electronic Components

If you're a raging geek with offspring, firstly congratulations on convincing someone of the opposite sex to procreate with you. Second: get these electronic component plushies for your child immediately. » 1/08/13 6:40am 1/08/13 6:40am

Newsmy MP3 Dolls Could Be Your Kid's First Gadget

It's never too early to get your kid attached to gadgets—these adorable mp3 playing dolls read storybooks, play music and speak to your babies, providing them with affection when you're feeling lazy. » 12/16/08 3:00am 12/16/08 3:00am

Zombie Doll Will Eat Your Stuffed Animals' Braaaaaains

This Halloween, instead of candy, why not hand out a couple of these cute zombie plushies? The Dismember-Me Plus can be torn limb from limb and reassembled to your heart's delight. It even comes with a cuddly mini-zombie brain! The adorable undead doll is now available now on Think Geek for $15. After all, being a… » 10/08/08 1:00am 10/08/08 1:00am

Gizzy and Maggie, Flash Drives Disguised as Maggots or Worse

Meet Gizzy the Data Worm (pictured at left), and her maggoty friend Maggie, who both appear to be stomach-turning creepy-crawlies but actually can pack 4GB in the USB flash drives nestled snugly in their plushy little bellies. Hey, is that thing named "Gizzy?" We've been called that before. Could they have named it… » 11/15/07 11:11am 11/15/07 11:11am

Boob-Shaped Cushions Could Almost Turn Me Lesbian

Most people think that all boobs are cushions, but these Funwari Milk-chan, or Fluffy Milk, are real boob cushions. Like the real thing, they come in all different shapes and sizes. Unlike the real thing, however, they're furry. There are five different boobs to choose from, each with its own character:
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Transformers Plushies That Actually Transform

This is something we didn't expect. Unlike Optimus Prime, these Transformer gadgets and a crazy Hong Kong man, these transformers plushies don't cut you up when you rub your face on them. If the cartoons in the '80s taught us anything, it's that robot aliens from another galaxy enjoy being used to prop up a woman's… » 6/12/07 6:30pm 6/12/07 6:30pm