<![CDATA[Gizmodo: pole dancer]]> http://tags.gizmodo.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gizmodo.com.png <![CDATA[Gizmodo: pole dancer]]> http://gizmodo.com/tag/poledancer http://gizmodo.com/tag/poledancer <![CDATA[Lego Pole Dancer Actually Dances, Turns On Ogres Like Me]]> Lego Middle Earth brewery? Check. Lego beer, check. Drunk Lego knights and peasants, check (me included). Glowing Lego ogres, check. Half naked Lego pole dancer that actually moves her booty around? ASFFGGAGADGAFGDH!!!

Gizmodo reader Andrew sent us pictures of his Lego brewery in the middle of a river. It's quite nice on its own, but really, after coming from a long nightout in Madrid with one too many whiskeys, what makes this a winner is the naughty naughty motorized minifig pole dancer. Time to get the Mindstorm NXT special set out. [Classic Castle]

]]> http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5122650&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[USB Pole Dancer V2 Performs As You Type]]> Not only is this second generation USB Pole Dancer actually worse looking than the first, you actually have to DO SOMETHING to make it perform. The anime-like eyes really makes this version much, much more creepy than the first, as if child labor laws don't apply to the plastic USB world. Nevertheless, $22 makes her/it yours. [Latest Buy via Nerd Approved]

]]> http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5037549&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[USB Pole Dancer: On Video, It's an Even Worse Idea]]> Remember that terrible USB pole dancer that we found after it was pulled from the store that was selling it, only for it to be put back on the market for an inflated price? Those of you waiting for yours to get shipped, here's a taste of what you're in for. The ladies over at Shiny Shiny got their hands on one and created this video of it in action, relatively speaking.

It's safe to say that anyone who actually spent $55 on this sad excuse for a gadget should be feeling a combo of buyers remorse and deep, deep shame right now. Don't blame us, chumps. –Adam Frucci

Shiny one minute preview: the USB pole dancer [Shiny Shiny]

]]> http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=222882&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[USB Pole Dancer Available For Pre-order]]> Remember when we showed you the USB Pole Dancer that was notable because it got ass-canned from Marks & Spencer? It's actually available now online from Boys Stuff over in the UK. Thanks to the notoriety, Boys Stuff can charge £29.95 ($53) instead of the original £19.50.

In any case, you can order the 8-inch gyrating sex-machine with an expected delivery date of 12/20, which is just in time for wrapping to give to old grandma WesterChesterShireTonAbbyBurrHam for Christmas.

usbpoledancerforsale.jpg– Jason Chen

Product Page [Boys Stuff via Tech Digest]

]]> http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=222047&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[USB Pole Dancer]]> Could this be the ultimate USB-powered gadget that tops every other USB device we've ever seen? Yes, if it were still on sale. Apparently schoolmarms are alive and well in the UK, as local store Marks & Spencer had to can the product just a week after it went on sale.

While she was still alive, the 8-inch pole dancer spun around as music played, and would "entertain you at any time of the day or night." Now, this is the result of a search at M&S's online store:

You searched for "pole dancer", more results were found under "polo dancer"

Nooooooo! – Jason Chen

The £19.50 pole dancer M&S was forced to axe [Daily Mail via Everything USB]

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