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    Competitive Poop App Looks Kinda Nutty

    Everybody Fails the 100% Quiz

    Loowatt: The Benefits Of Pooping In a Toilet Made From Poop

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    Image of LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M
    08/26/09

    In reply to Cloaca No.5 is a Monster Pooping Machine
    Well, it is nice to find a guy to making his fetish open AND he has taken it to another level, he has made his poo and anus fetish, both human and animal, works of art.

    And a word of warning to the taste test guys:

    Feces is not sterile (all the bacteria and such are mentioned in the video) and , urine would be much safer. If you must please just put the feces on your tongue and close your mouth and then wipe you tongue down with peroxide rather then enjoying a poo-sausage that could land you in a hospital!
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    Image of DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star.
    08/07/09

    In reply to Competitive Poop App Looks Kinda Nutty
    Dear Apple:
    Please stop ACTUALLY polishing turds for resale. It's not funny anymore.
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    DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. was starred DeusExMach wonders what the hell happened to his star. was unstarred
    Image of 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich
    08/07/09

    In reply to Competitive Poop App Looks Kinda Nutty
    I want this app...but I don't want to pay $.99 to keep track of where I've pooped...oh well...
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    Image of appletoad appletoad
    08/07/09

    In reply to Competitive Poop App Looks Kinda Nutty
    Damn, I thought it would be possible to upload pics of your poop for rating and comparison. Weak.
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    Image of snoop_dizzle snoop_dizzle
    08/07/09

    @appletoad: Yeah it does suck. A few years ago that would have really come in handy. There was one day where I created the biggest turd I think I had ever saw. I havent made as big of a turd since...or even before that memorable day...
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    Gann promoted this comment snoop_dizzle was starred snoop_dizzle was unstarred
    Image of Gann Gann
    08/07/09

    @snoop_dizzle: I also have one that sticks in my memory. It took forever to pass and hurt like hell, but when I was done I had a sense of accomplishment that few can understand.
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    Image of switchblade saints switchblade saints
    08/07/09

    In reply to Competitive Poop App Looks Kinda Nutty
    that app looks like shit
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    Image of debbyherbenick debbyherbenick
    08/06/09

    In reply to Afternoon News: Poop-Sniffing, Pancake-Eating, Vegas-Going Spammers
    You're a Hoosier too? How fun.
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    Image of Bokusatsu_Tenshi Bokusatsu_Tenshi
    07/24/09

    In reply to Everybody Fails the 100% Quiz

    Nice, but not as funny as this one
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    Image of Bokusatsu_Tenshi Bokusatsu_Tenshi
    07/24/09

    @Bokusatsu_Tenshi:
    Oh yeah, outside the cup is written "For my Best Friend"... very appropriate.
     Reply
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    07/24/09

    In reply to Everybody Fails the 100% Quiz
    Guys:

    What internet did you read today? Because I have the normal internet and you guys seem to have the crazy peeple internet.
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    Image of Skeetz Skeetz
    07/24/09


    @OMG! Ponies!:
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    Image of tok3ninja tok3ninja
    07/24/09

    @Skeetz: Damn it, you people have to stop going through my Facebook albums. For real! I was really drunk at this party. LEAVE. ME. ALONE.
     Reply
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    07/24/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: I'm sorry to have to break this to you, but....
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    Image of xCoolJackx xCoolJackx
    07/24/09

    In reply to Everybody Fails the 100% Quiz
    I just realized that Gizmodo has a poop tag.

    Do I win?
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    Image of Skeetz Skeetz
    07/24/09

    In reply to Everybody Fails the 100% Quiz
    It's 2 girls 1 cup.

    did i win the quiz?
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    07/24/09

    @Skeetz: Only if you count that video as win.

    Also: if you just won, please don't talk to me.

    Ever.
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    Skeetz promoted this comment OCEntertainment was starred OCEntertainment was unstarred
    Image of Skeetz Skeetz
    07/24/09

    @OCEntertainment: Well if the cup is the quiz and the quiz is about a common gross meme involving poop in a cup then my guess is a good one regardless of how much "win" the video is. And also whether or not the video is "win" is entirely subjective. But I'll respect your not wanting to talk to me but I gotta ask if you got any ketchup for those Harshbrowns you be servin up.
     Reply
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    Image of gadam07 gadam07
    07/24/09

    In reply to Everybody Fails the 100% Quiz
    Is that really what Japanese poop looks like? Cause that's how it looks whenever the Japanese draw it or make strange keychains of it.
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    Image of robinandtami robinandtami
    07/24/09

    @gadam07: Since most Japanese people do have a diet that is much more healthy than the average American diet..... it probably does look very much like that.


    What should the perfect poop look like you ask? A completely smooth, light to medium brown sausage; no creases, wrinkles, indentations or tiny pebbly nuggets. AND you should have 2-3 of these poops each and every day.


    Now you know!
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    Image of Skeetz Skeetz
    07/24/09

    @gadam07: The toothpaste consistency is an ancient Japanese secret passed on from one butt to face to butt to face.. it goes on like that for generations..
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    Image of xCoolJackx xCoolJackx
    07/24/09

    @robinandtami: 2 to 3 poos a day?
    I don't think I've ever done that, save for when my stomach is raging.
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    robinandtami promoted this comment xCoolJackx was starred xCoolJackx was unstarred
    Image of robinandtami robinandtami
    07/24/09

    @xCoolJackx: Yes..... you should have a bowel movement for each full sized meal you eat. If not there is probably a build up somewhere in your colon. For example, Elvis had about 40 lbs in his colon when he died.
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    Image of xCoolJackx xCoolJackx
    07/24/09

    @robinandtami: ....SPEAKING OF.
    I'll be back.
     Reply
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    Image of CSX321 CSX321
    07/25/09

    @gadam07: Australian poop looks like that, too.

    Except, of course, it spirals the other way.
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    CSX321 promoted this comment Edited by CSX321 at 07/25/09 11:58 PM CSX321 was starred CSX321 was unstarred
    Image of GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMorn
    07/24/09

    In reply to Everybody Fails the 100% Quiz
    So it's like the opposite to the pies in "Revenge of The Nerds". I like it.
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    Image of GlenTen GlenTen
    07/24/09

    In reply to Everybody Fails the 100% Quiz
    100% Quiz is 100% Engrish. Engrish for your beautiful life.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    07/24/09

    In reply to Everybody Fails the 100% Quiz
    i hate when they use a steamer to make my hot toddy.
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    Image of Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!!
    06/26/09

    In reply to Loowatt: The Benefits Of Pooping In a Toilet Made From Poop
    Well, if this article wasn't shitty...
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    Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! was starred Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! was unstarred
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