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    The Comfort Wipe: Because Basic Bodily Functions Are So Archaic

    Flo Toilet Makes Pooping Even More Exhausting
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    Image of ElementalDragon ElementalDragon
    06/13/09

    In reply to The Comfort Wipe: Because Basic Bodily Functions Are So Archaic
    ..... i like how she says that toilet tissue is archaic. Well..... i don't see that thing wiping someone's a** with sunshine and puppies, do i? looks like it's still using the same old TP..... just costing you $20 to do so.
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    Image of Cordfucious of Tech Clan Cordfucious of Tech Clan
    06/13/09

    @ElementalDragon: That was the funniest thing I have read all week. I am crying laughing.


    Well done... Well Done...

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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    06/13/09

    @ElementalDragon: Wait? You don't wipe your ass with puppies? I must be doing something wrong.
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    Image of xanderbeedle xanderbeedle
    06/13/09

    In reply to The Comfort Wipe: Because Basic Bodily Functions Are So Archaic
    New 'COMFORT LATINO'


    Are you tired of old, archaic technologies and unhygienic practises? Do you think keeping your asshole clean is too much of a struggle?


    Well, for just 3 small payments, you can upgrade your life. Don't be a boring peasant, use new 'COMFORT LATINO' to wipe your ass for you.

    COMFORT LATINO is a patented combination of Disinfectant dispenser, Toilet roll holder and a small Mexican man.


    Stop wiping your own ass, have COMFORT LATINO do it for you...

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    06/13/09

    @xanderbeedle: Vaya con dios, puta.
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    Image of Giolon Giolon
    06/13/09

    In reply to The Comfort Wipe: Because Basic Bodily Functions Are So Archaic
    I want to see Billy Mays selling these things
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    Image of MyNameIsTooAwesome MyNameIsTooAwesome
    06/13/09

    @Giolon: I want to see the Shamwow guy sell this. And then watch a "voiceovered"(?) parody.
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    06/13/09

    @MyNameIsTooAwesome: I don't want to watch a commercial for this where I hear the phrase, "Are you getting this, camera guy?"
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    Image of Nick Nick
    04/28/09

    In reply to Flo Toilet Makes Pooping Even More Exhausting
    i don't see that being a good idea for folks in the southwest that enjoy texmex food. just looks messy.
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    Image of admoseremic admoseremic
    04/28/09

    In reply to Flo Toilet Makes Pooping Even More Exhausting
    That's an impressive piece of technology... FOR ME TO POOP ON!
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    04/28/09

    @admoseremic: "Your invention sucks. I'm going to take a huge dump on it."


    "Good, because that's what it's for."


    "..."

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    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    04/28/09

    @admoseremic: Excellent!
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    04/28/09

    In reply to Flo Toilet Makes Pooping Even More Exhausting
    Translucent toilets = recipe for disgustingness.
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    Image of Costner Costner
    04/28/09

    In reply to Flo Toilet Makes Pooping Even More Exhausting
    A translucent toilet would look awesome after a month of use when you realize there is no way to clean out all the funk that grows in places you can't see on a normal toilet.


    I have zero desire to watch my output flow down the drain just as I have zero desire to peer into the insides of a blackwater plumbing system.


    As Napoleon Dynamite once said.... "Gross!".

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    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    04/28/09

    @Costner: That's the least of it. I'm incredibly curious as to how they back up this claim:


    To flush water from the tanks to the toilet, the Flo employs an electromagnetic ball valve. Go With the Flo also is free of mechanical parts. The toilet is fully self-sustaining and independent of electric power.

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    Image of Curves Curves
    04/28/09

    In reply to Flo Toilet Makes Pooping Even More Exhausting
    I am not cleaning that thing. No way.
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    Image of logicalnoise logicalnoise
    04/28/09

    In reply to Flo Toilet Makes Pooping Even More Exhausting
    but where do I stick my penis?
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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    04/28/09

    @logicalnoise: You're a big boy now. You can figure it out all by yourself.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    04/28/09

    In reply to Flo Toilet Makes Pooping Even More Exhausting
    I'm not shitting on the floor of my bathroom. Maybe I'll shit on someone else's bathroom floor, but not mine.
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    Image of ⌘Z ⌘Z
    04/28/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: if it's someone else's house, i would always recommend the upper-decker. classy delivery, smooth get away, hilarious results. it's perfection.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    04/28/09

    @worst. giz commenter. ever.: A lot of old apartment building here in the city don't have tanks. Solution:


    Shit in the tub.

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    Image of rogsim rogsim
    04/28/09

    In reply to Flo Toilet Makes Pooping Even More Exhausting
    In ... but only if it lights up too.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    04/28/09

    @rogsim: It should be like that carnival game that you hit with a hammer and has a meter based on how hard you hit. Only this once will light up based on the weight of your leavings/degree of flatulence.
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