Pope Reveals All the Secrets of Baby Jesus—Including His Birth Star's…

Pope Benedict XVI has just published a new book, the third volume of his Jesus of Nazareth trilogy, talking about the childhood of Jesus. Like Dan Brown's bestsellers, Herr Ratzinger promises to reveal lots of mysteries for just $13. Or you can save your money and read the juiciest bits here, starting with the reality… » 11/20/12 4:02pm 11/20/12 4:02pm

Vatican Building Europe's Largest Solar Plant, Start Worshipping Sun God

What? The Earth revolves around the sun? Preposterous. By the way, I want you to give up all technology for Lent. Oh, and pay no attention to the workers installing our $660 million solar plant. » 4/20/09 1:00pm 4/20/09 1:00pm

Vatican Fights the 'Sin' of Pollution with $1.5 Million Solar Panel Roof

As part of its continuing effort to fight the "sin" of pollution, the Vatican has revealed that the first few panels of its 2,400-strong solar panel roof project were installed this week. The $1.5 million project will require minimal maintenance over the next 25 years, and is part of an ambitious environmental project… » 10/05/08 3:30pm 10/05/08 3:30pm

Vatican Buys Palm for $800 Million

Click to viewROME (Agencies) - The Vatican has bought Palm Inc. in an $800-million cash, stock, and souls deal, a move that analysts are calling a bold bid to reconvert the Catholic Church into the number one mobile operator for communication with God. The purchase is the culmination of Pope Benedict XVI's new push » 5/12/08 10:00am 5/12/08 10:00am

Pope to Text Young People to Appear Hip, Is About as In Touch as Your…

Apparently, Catholicism is full of old people. While that's all well and good, the Pope wants to take his message to the streets, where the young people hang out. He saw on the local news that people use "cellular phones" to send "text messages," so he decided to get on board with this hip and confusing new fad. Now young… » 5/07/08 10:10am 5/07/08 10:10am

Sprint Hooks the Pope Up with Phones; Holiest Celebrity Endorsement…

Sprint is providing 600 phones to the Archdiocese of New York for the Pope's visit. In addition, "the Pope's caravan will be tracked through Actsoft's Comet Tracker GPS solution loaded on Sprint phones, transmitting data over a secured network in near real-time for optimum security and accuracy." That's right: the Pope… » 4/18/08 4:30pm 4/18/08 4:30pm