Who knows; the perfect speaker could be created from a roll of loo-paper and a few components—but if it doesn't look good, it'll hardly do well. Apparently porcelain and wooden dowel has been discovered as the perfect mix.
This 2.0 speaker set (the toaster-looking piece is a volume control, not a subwoofer) may not be the most powerful set at 10W per channel, but they promise excellent conduction (and style) due to the unusual construction of ceramic-wrapped cork.
These speakers are clad in porcelain because, according to designer Noboru Kawamura, it gives a warmer sound than mere wood or plastic. What would happen to these 5 x 5 x 6-inch babies, though, if La Castafiore hits a high note in the aria you're blasting out on them? Let's hope nothing serious because, at a shade…