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You are wandering around a forest one night, when you come across a man silently staring at you, illuminated only by his bacon lamp. What do you do? #baconlamp
I don't know where the obsession with bacon came from on Giz but I absolutely love it haha. Whenever I hear someone say they love bacon I refer them to this site [www.buzzfeed.com]#baconlamp
@Mark Wilson: Don't get me wrong, I love bacon, but I'm not so sure about this. I'm extremely tempted to buy some though. I mean, it's chocolate which is good and bacon which is amazing. #baconlamp
This is displeasing the Bacon gods. Bacon was made for eating, not for display. This lamp is an abomination and must be destroyed. By stomach acid. I will volunteer to be the High Priest of Bacon. #baconlamp
I must agree that pre-baking the bacon is a waste. Since it's still dark early in the morning now, if you used a timer, you could turn the light on to wake you up, and also cook your breakfast.
Also: OMG!Ponies! has really let himself go since the Gizmodo Gallery.
@GitEmSteveDave_OverSleptThisMo...: I thought that's what the lamp was for in the first place - as a cooking lamp, like a bacon rotisserie. Needless to say I'm disappointed, and yet inspired to create my own Easy Bac(on) Oven. I think I'll even hook it up to a Clapper. #baconlamp
@Con Seannery '09: Where's the screen?: Upon further research, I would like to retract my previous statement on the grounds of inaccuracy. It is just the Sony stores shutting down in there, not the whole mall.
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Impressive, but not good enough. Nothing lights up a room like the Kevin Bacon Lamp. It's scientifically proven to be six degrees brighter.
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You are wandering around a forest one night, when you come across a man silently staring at you, illuminated only by his bacon lamp. What do you do? #baconlamp
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@PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: : #baconlamp
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A waste of protoplasm holding a waste of bacon illuminated by a waste of electricity. #baconlamp
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Did you mean "Fleshlight?"
-Google about Sausage Flashlight #baconlamp
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We approve. #baconlamp
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Also: OMG!Ponies! has really let himself go since the Gizmodo Gallery.
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If it is, it won't be for long!
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Hi, Nick. What alternate reality do you come from?
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Yeah, old joke, new implementation. Sue me.
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I'm sorry. I hate it too.
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