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    Image of fuchikoma fuchikoma
    11/12/09

    In reply to Designed by Porsche, This $250 Flashlight Has a 20 Year Battery
    That's great, but... my $5 flashlight has a handle on the bottom that flips out, and if you crank it for a few seconds you have a half hour of light. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    11/12/09

    In reply to Designed by Porsche, This $250 Flashlight Has a 20 Year Battery
    A 20-year battery, and a lifetime supply of ugly. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @AmishJohn: flashlights don't need to be pretty as long as they shed light on the pretty things. 20 years of no battery purchases certainly would be worth it to me, but I won't buy one to be honest. It IS a 250.00 flashlight after all. ;-) #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @Faslane's avatar is squished: Read the article. The battery only lasts 20 years if you never, ever use it. It's like my car that gets a million miles per gallon as long as the engine is never started. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @AmishJohn: oops. RTFA to me. Faslane FAIL! LOL

    cheers ;-) #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/12/09

    In reply to Designed by Porsche, This $250 Flashlight Has a 20 Year Battery

    I'm so pissed at that flashlight that I wanna go cut someone with the Porsche Type 301 knives! #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    Image of TheSonOfKrypton TheSonOfKrypton
    11/12/09

    In reply to Designed by Porsche, This $250 Flashlight Has a 20 Year Battery
    ........the battery doesn't LAST for 20 years of use...Rather, when not connected to terminals, the battery will still be able to provide power 20 years in the FUTURE as they figured out some way to eliminate erroneous power dissipation. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @TheSonOfKrypton: Actually, there is a mechanically actuated membrane that separates the electrolytes until needed. This membrane is what gives the battery a 20 year shelf life. Once activated, you get typical battery life.

    [finance.yahoo.com]
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    11/12/09

    @TheSonOfKrypton:

    If only some people would read the article.. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    Image of TheSonOfKrypton TheSonOfKrypton
    11/12/09

    @bselnick: What the hell...Are my speaking Greek? What I said AGREES with what you said. Your explanation of there being a "mechanically actuated membrane that separates the electrolytes until needed" merely agrees with my less specific "they figured out some way". And my "....the battery doesn't LAST for 20 years of use" agrees with your "....what gives the battery a 20 year shelf life". #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @I_have_something_to_say: Read my response above. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @TheSonOfKrypton: Sadly, the ability to read does not confer comprehension, nor the ability to make inferences based on context clues. The upshot is that the rampant act-first-look-later conclusion-jumping (typically involving an egregious sens eof self-righteousness) gives us plenty of fodder for irony-based meta-llurgy with which to catch them at the bottom. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    Image of TheSonOfKrypton TheSonOfKrypton
    11/12/09

    @met2art: Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk then. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @TheSonOfKrypton: "Designed by Porsche, This $250 Flashlight Has a 20 Year Battery" - My beef. In case any of you didn't implicitly understand that. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @TheSonOfKrypton: that was a hilarious sequence of comments... you just made my day #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @uttc16: Thank you kind sir. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    11/12/09

    In reply to Designed by Porsche, This $250 Flashlight Has a 20 Year Battery
    That's a poor design, from an ergonomic, engineering, and cost perspective. And the flashlight doesn't stay on for 20 years, it just supposedly stays available for 20 years in case you want to use it. I'd much rather have a $5 motion-induction-recharged flashlight that will last 100 years... oh wait, I do. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Designed by Porsche, This $250 Flashlight Has a 20 Year Battery
    Porsche to economy: Screw you. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    Image of Scratic Scratic
    11/12/09

    In reply to Designed by Porsche, This $250 Flashlight Has a 20 Year Battery

    Sorry, I've resolved not to spend more than $70 on a flashlight unless it can cut off Ponda Baba's arm in a bar fight. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    Image of OtisCabeal OtisCabeal
    11/12/09

    @Scratic: Its a more eligant flashlight for a more civilized age
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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/12/09

    In reply to Designed by Porsche, This $250 Flashlight Has a 20 Year Battery
    I can not see any flashflight now without thinking its actually a Fleshlight. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    Image of Danny Allen Danny Allen
    11/12/09

    @Curves: lol #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    Image of met2art met2art
    11/12/09

    @Curves: You know, I thought the same damn thing when it came up on my screen... "20 year Porsche Fleshlight? Hmmm...*click*" Just imagine my disappointment. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @met2art: Imagine Mr Frucci's disappointment. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @B-low: Poor Frooch... enduring the endless Fleshlight jokes. I say bravo, to the bold Frucci, for having the courage to do that article, jokesters be damned! *bows head respectfully* #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09


    @met2art: Courage would be laying with this hot puppy. Incidentally also designed by Porsche.
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    Image of bleek bleek
    11/12/09

    @B-low: He could cheat and insert a fleshlight into that hole :< #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09


    @B-low: Don't judge me!
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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/12/09

    @bleek: I just snorted coffee out my nose after seeing that photochop. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @Curves: Hey, I tried. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @bleek: Yes, you did and it earned you a heart click. Well played, Sir. #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    11/12/09

    @Curves: Well thank you miss, I'd tip my hat to you, but it would probably fall off and it's really hard to put on :< #mpoweremergencyilluminator
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/22/09

    In reply to Lazy Porsche Demands Elevator Service
    After looking through big detailed pictures of this car, I can't learn to love it. The Maser Quattroporte is a much prettier four door exoticar, and BMW has the profile just right. This thing is like a squat Cayenne. Damn Porsche, why do you make me sad like this?
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    04/22/09

    In reply to Lazy Porsche Demands Elevator Service
    Why all the hassle?


    College pranksters used to do stuff like disassemble the dean's car and rebuild it in the dean's office all the time in the 1960's.



    Scientia Est Bonus - Emil Faber

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    04/22/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Sadly they applied that principle to the first form of transportation they wanted to try out on the 94th floor. The horse did not seem to be receptive to the idea. The re-assembly had a success rate equal to Senator John "Bluto" Blutarsky's GPA at Faber.
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    04/22/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: And while I applaud your use of Animal House, I think a better example might have been:



    Takashi, you know you're not supposed to park that on campus.


    Secretary Yu Zhengsheng's gonna hear all about this. You'll rue the day!

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    04/22/09

    In reply to Lazy Porsche Demands Elevator Service
    I bet that car dealer is really pissed he offered free delivery with the purchase of any new car. On the plus side, the guy bought the rust coating and the dealer floor mats.
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    Image of MrBlahBlah MrBlahBlah
    12/31/08

    In reply to Google Street View Captures Prototype Porsches
    My dad is on it, walking the dog, haha
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    Image of NeoXY NeoXY
    12/30/08

    In reply to Google Street View Captures Prototype Porsches
    ....seeing how Porsche are the laziest designers in the world, the new ones would look just like the old ones anyways.


    So actually for all we know...they could be old ones.

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    12/30/08

    @NeoXY: I still love the 911. For the love of Jeff, don't let it change.
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    Image of Nkosi B. Nkosi B.
    12/30/08

    In reply to Google Street View Captures Prototype Porsches
    Why do people get so touchy when it comes to Google Street View and Google Earth? First of all, it's in the public where everybody else is seeing you. And really, what are the chances of Google capturing you on cam? And even if they did acquire a picture of you, what's the odds of that picture being unflattering? Plus, they blur faces. What more can you ask for?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    12/30/08

    @Nkosi B.: if only our eyes had recording systems that we could hook up to the tv. Everyone outside would be invading our privacy.
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    Image of dotScott dotScott
    12/30/08

    In reply to Google Street View Captures Prototype Porsches
    PSS - C Pillar looks too smooth. Maybe a targa top
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    12/30/08

    @dotScott: It's a hatchback.
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