Samsung's New Speakers Are Basically Portal Guns

Samsung says these fancy wireless speakers were created at a "state-of-the-art audio lab in Valencia, California." We know better. They're clearly the product of Aperture Science, the secret think tank responsible for a hilarious murderous artificial intelligence, not to mention one hell of a teleportation tool. » 12/29/14 10:32pm 12/29/14 10:32pm

Portal for iPhone

Safari for iOS is good. Very good, even! But you might want an alternative—an extremely sexy alternative. But useful, too! Like a Hooters waitress who also teaches physics! And is a web browser. » 1/31/11 9:20pm 1/31/11 9:20pm

What is it?

Portal, iPhone, $2. A fullscreen web browser with an expanding radial menu. » 1/31/11 9:20pm 1/31/11 9:20pm

Who's it good for?

Aesthetes. You… » 1/31/11 9:20pm 1/31/11 9:20pm

HP Employee Slices Birthday Cake, Fanboy Hearts With MacBook Air

After viewing this pic of Rahul Sood, the CTO of HP's gaming division this afternoon, we're left to wonder here at the Weekend Gizmodo news desk whether the MacBook Air was misnamed. Perhaps MacBook Shank is more apt; or the MacBook Shiv; or even something cross-promotional, like the Ginsu Mac. Regardless, we've seen… » 6/01/08 5:00pm 6/01/08 5:00pm