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    Portal Gets Played On an iPhone, Sort Of

    Image Cache: GlaDOS and HAL9000 Are Separated At Birth, Or Lovers?

    The Portal Gun Build Process, Documented in 113 Photos

    GLaDOS GPS Voice Might Make You Think the Directions are a Lie

    HP Employee Slices Birthday Cake, Fanboy Hearts With MacBook Air

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    Image of dingus dingus
    10/08/09

    In reply to 'Working' Portal Shirts Rip a Spacetime Paradox in Your Chest
    Sooo.. Nobody clicked the Buy Now link yet, eh?
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    10/08/09

    @dingus: Shhhhhh, you're ruining it.
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    10/08/09

    In reply to 'Working' Portal Shirts Rip a Spacetime Paradox in Your Chest

    Everyone knows it's not the cake that's a lie...
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    10/08/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_IsWaving: Hey Giz, can we get animated gifs back? It's not like the current commenting system doesn't already tax system resources just by typing, so why not bring back animated gifs so people don't have to click on them? I doubt it would make typing on an older CPU any slower than it already is.
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    10/08/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_IsWaving: Not that I can't agree, but for what it's worth I kinda enjoy the suspense! Oh, it's Egon! And it looks like he was until recently holding up an object! What's it all mean?! Gah! Must click!
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    10/08/09

    In reply to 'Working' Portal Shirts Rip a Spacetime Paradox in Your Chest
    If it was just orange and blue tee shirts without the tech, I'd get them for my kid sis and her me-approved boyfriend. At this price though, no.

    I'm not buying my little sister's boyfriend a $100 tee shirt.
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    10/08/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: So buy your Sis two t-shirts, and she can gift it. BTW, is she single? Picture? Does she like webcams? How does she feel about New Jersey? Is she Pro-Corzine?
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    10/08/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_IsWaving: What part of "she has a boyfriend of whom I approve" didn't you understand?

    Reading Is Fundamental
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    10/08/09


    @OMG! Ponies!:
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    Image of Sticks Calhoun Sticks Calhoun
    10/08/09

    In reply to 'Working' Portal Shirts Rip a Spacetime Paradox in Your Chest
    This is a triumph. At least, it would be if only it were real.
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    Image of D0rk D0rk
    10/08/09

    @Sticks Calhoun: I'm making a note here.

    HUGE SUCCESS.
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    10/08/09

    @D0rk: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

    with these shirts
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    Image of thechansen thechansen
    10/08/09

    In reply to 'Working' Portal Shirts Rip a Spacetime Paradox in Your Chest
    The pick to make this fake product and not the tauntaun sleeping bag??? WTF.
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    Image of Sticks Calhoun Sticks Calhoun
    10/08/09

    @thechansen: They're making the tauntaun bag. They expect delivery in November.
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    Edited by Sticks Calhoun at 10/08/09 8:54 AM Sticks Calhoun was starred Sticks Calhoun was unstarred
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    10/08/09

    @Sticks Calhoun: Fucking sold. Thanks for the tip.
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    10/08/09

    @Sticks Calhoun: Add in a coupon code for a free annoyatron, and I'm more than sold. I want to see the first co-ed "action" shot!
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    10/08/09

    In reply to 'Working' Portal Shirts Rip a Spacetime Paradox in Your Chest
    Geez, it looks like they're wearing Kevlar t-shirts
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
    10/08/09

    @BergenCountyJC: So if you shot one person in the chest, it would come out the other persons?
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    07/16/09

    In reply to Portal Gets Played On an iPhone, Sort Of
    I have a solution to that painful control scheme:

    1) Duct tape iPhone to your face
    2) Sync camera movement to your head/body movements

    So, it's like you are in the virtual world. Ta da!
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    Image of OldSchoolGadgetLover OldSchoolGadgetLover
    07/16/09

    In reply to Portal Gets Played On an iPhone, Sort Of
    I've tried several of the iPhone FPS, and the dang shooting control requiring getting your fingers on the screen so that it blocks the action just sucks the joy out of the game. The other options of using a directional toggle at the bottom of the screen to move and the "tilt" control to aim (or vice versa) is equally lame (i.e. Wolfenstein).



    Bummer, cuz I have a 3GS and want to frag, damn it.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
    07/16/09

    In reply to Portal Gets Played On an iPhone, Sort Of
    Is Portal that game that has a cake or something?
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    Image of [Medic]iEro-Sennin [Medic]iEro-Sennin
    07/16/09

    @GitEmSteveDave:
    Yes. Yes, it is.




    Also, I agree with this statement:



    In any case, I imagine trying to play Portal using touch controls would ruin the entire experience anyways. Just stick to playing it on at PC/console.




    The game would probably suck up all energy in no-time as well.
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    07/16/09

    @GitEmSteveDave: Yep, and it's a Triumph that they got it working on the iPhone. What a huge success this will be.



    But, I'm not sure why they put portal on a phone. I guess they do what they must, because... Well they can.
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    Image of Xeno Xeno
    07/16/09

    @Lite: is on a boat.: Some times that's the only reason to do a lot of cool things. Kinda like those guys getting Crysis to run on a netbook.
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    07/16/09

    @Xeno: I think I need to do an animated Gif of Malcom's speech from Jurassic Park now. "Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. "
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    07/16/09

    @SexWaxin'_GitEmSteveDave: Technically, no it isn't. The cake is a lie!
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    07/16/09


    @Gein07: No it's not! Now the Twinkie.....
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    Image of TheSonOfKrypton TheSonOfKrypton
    07/16/09

    In reply to Portal Gets Played On an iPhone, Sort Of
    This Was A Triumph

    I'm Making A Note Here:

    HUGE SUCCESS
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    Image of Xeno Xeno
    07/16/09

    In reply to Portal Gets Played On an iPhone, Sort Of
    Ha, that looks pretty cool. I'm confused how all the controls work but it's nifty all the same.
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    Image of mathemagical mathemagical
    05/19/09

    In reply to Image Cache: GlaDOS and HAL9000 Are Separated At Birth, Or Lovers?
    Just don't let them breed.


    Ever.

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    05/19/09

    In reply to Image Cache: GlaDOS and HAL9000 Are Separated At Birth, Or Lovers?
    what about this guy?


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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    05/19/09

    @nutbastard: AUTO only tried to kill WALL-E, but had no intention of harming the humans aboard the Axiom.
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    Image of benztech55amg benztech55amg
    05/19/09

    @nutbastard: I've just had the following revelation...


    HAL, GlaDOS, the autopilot (did he have a name?), and Terminator all have glowing red lights. Is this because HAL made them popular? Or perhaps is there a more sinister plot brewing here?...


    Hrmmmm...

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    05/19/09

    @benztech55amg: The Decepticons also have red optics. Number 5, along with the other Nova robots, had their eyes turn red when in battle mode.
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    05/19/09

    @benztech55amg: AUTO's design was a clear tribute to HAL. But HAL was pretty much the progenitor of the design.
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    Image of Whydoesthisalwayshappentome Whydoesthisalwayshappentome
    05/19/09

    @nutbastard: what the?
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    05/20/09

    @Kaiser-Machead:


    dont forget the cylons.

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    05/20/09

    @Whydoesthisalwayshappentome:


    have you NOT seen Wall-E???

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    Image of Ragan Parkerson Ragan Parkerson
    05/19/09

    In reply to Image Cache: GlaDOS and HAL9000 Are Separated At Birth, Or Lovers?
    What about the computer from Electric Dreams?
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    05/19/09

    @Ragan Parkerson: Edgar.
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    Image of John Nahajski John Nahajski
    05/19/09

    In reply to Image Cache: GlaDOS and HAL9000 Are Separated At Birth, Or Lovers?
    Glados wants to turn you into a cake by burning you and I've never heard of hal9000so i am going to go with Glados and i will hopefully get some cake
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    05/19/09

    @John Nahajski: Go to your local library and take out a copy of 2001 by Arthur C. Clarke. Then, buy the DVD and watch it. Then, watch the DVD again.


    Both HAL and 2001: A Space Odyssey are considered to be landmark achievements of both science fiction and cinema in general.


    You are not an idiot but you are not well-versed in sci-fi - not if you haven't read or seen 2001.


    The story is ultimately about evolution. Dave Bowman, the protagonist at the end, is a man nearly devoid of emotion. HAL is a computer which ends up afflicted with paranoia.


    Go read 2001.

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    Image of John Nahajski John Nahajski
    05/19/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: i would read the book but words that close together scare me, and i would go go to my local libary but they moved it and i don't know where to, so love film will do.
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    05/19/09

    @John Nahajski: OH MY GOD YOUR POST IS FULL OF STARS!


    Arthur C Clarke is basically the father of many inventions we have today. He basically predicted the coming of Geostationary Satellites. His work is some of the best Science Fiction out there. Kubrick only directed the movie. Clarke wrote it.


    [lakdiva.org]


    And this was back in the 40's when Space travel didn't exist and rocket technology was in its infancy!

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