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    The Portal Gun Build Process, Documented in 113 Photos

    A Real Portal Gun (Well, Sort Of)
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    Image of discounteggroll discounteggroll
    02/04/09

    In reply to The Portal Gun Build Process, Documented in 113 Photos
    I really don't want the portal song in my head for yet another whole day, so please refrain


    guess I'm already too late


    Love me love me

    say that you love me

    fool me fool me

    go on and fool me

    love me love me

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    Image of kaubuchon kaubuchon
    02/04/09

    In reply to The Portal Gun Build Process, Documented in 113 Photos
    You think this is nice, you should see the car he's restoring: it's fucking gorgeous.


    [2002restoration.blogspot.com]

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    Image of CrispyAardvark CrispyAardvark
    02/04/09

    @kaubuchon:


    Always liked those little Beemer 2002's.

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    02/04/09

    @CrispyAardvark: Agreed. Lovely little auto it is.
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    Image of Eauboy Eauboy
    02/04/09

    In reply to The Portal Gun Build Process, Documented in 113 Photos
    Looks like a penis pump forms the core. Or, uh, what I *imagine* one would look like.
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    Image of strider_mt2k strider_mt2k
    02/04/09

    @Eauboy: As long as you can put it in a perspective that you can relate to.
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    Image of ceilingFANBOY ceilingFANBOY
    02/04/09

    @Eauboy: ...and one "How to use your penis pump" book by Austin Powers.
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    Image of lostarchitect lostarchitect
    02/04/09

    @ceilingFANBOY: i beleive it was "swedish made penis enlarger pumps and me: this sort of thing is my bag, baby!"
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    Image of ceilingFANBOY ceilingFANBOY
    02/04/09

    @lostarchitect: It has been too long since I have actually seen that movie.
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    Image of strider_mt2k strider_mt2k
    02/04/09

    In reply to The Portal Gun Build Process, Documented in 113 Photos
    Reproduce it in LEGO!


    Sorry, the Bros. Brick site refuses to send me my password and I'm in slight withdrawal.

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    02/04/09

    @strider_mt2k: +1


    I'm hitting the LEGO pick-a-brick site now to see how I could do it in 1:1! I may need to look elsewhere too, like Bricklink and so forth.

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    Image of strider_mt2k strider_mt2k
    01/21/09

    In reply to A Real Portal Gun (Well, Sort Of)
    Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the appropriate testing chamber for this testing sequence is currently unavailable, and has been replaced with a

    LIVE FIRE COURSE DESIGNED FOR MILITARY ANDROIDS


    The Enrichment Center apologizes and wishes you the best of luck.

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    Image of strider_mt2k strider_mt2k
    01/21/09

    @strider_mt2k:


    Well done, ANDROID.

    The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that Android Hell is a real place where you WILL be sent at the first sign of defiance.

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    Image of jun2san jun2san
    01/21/09

    In reply to A Real Portal Gun (Well, Sort Of)
    From the kotaku site, apparently some dude built this for his girlfriend who happens to like the game Portal.


    Talk about going to great lengths to get laid.

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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    01/21/09

    @jun2san: Welcome to Earth!
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    Image of sfokevin sfokevin
    01/21/09

    In reply to A Real Portal Gun (Well, Sort Of)
    At first glance I thought - AWESOME FLESHLIGHT!!!!
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/21/09

    @sfokevin: Yes, with the patented groin grabber.
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    Image of admoseremic admoseremic
    01/21/09

    In reply to A Real Portal Gun (Well, Sort Of)
    Ok, but where is my Weighted Companion Cube?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/21/09

    @admoseremic: The companion cube cannot join you, because he's dead, because you murdered him.
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    Image of Gann Gann
    01/21/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: In record time even.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/21/09

    In reply to A Real Portal Gun (Well, Sort Of)
    Remember that time the platform was lowering into the firepit, and I said 'Goodbye', and you were like 'No way' and we were all like I will pretend that I will murder you. That was great.


    ~GLaDOS

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    Image of jackfrost132 is disruntled enough to stab an air jackfrost132 is disruntled enough to stab an air
    01/21/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: There's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/21/09

    @jackfrost132: And remember our motto here at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center: There's a hole - in the sky, through which things - can fly.
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    Image of Dabamash Dabamash
    01/21/09

    In reply to A Real Portal Gun (Well, Sort Of)
    *portals into the girl next doors shower*
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    01/21/09

    @Dabamash: *ahem* *adjust glasses* You still need line-of-sight to the girl's bathroom to shoot the blue portal.
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    01/21/09

    @ripfire: You just wait for the door to open, then hit the orange trigger. Then giggle wildly as you go back to your room and....accidentally hit the orange trigger again.


    "FFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffff.....udge!"

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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    01/21/09

    @Skunky: Haha! Don't you just hate that.
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