Alas, your stalwart postman has run into a spot of bother, and as a result “Postal Apocalypse” will resume next Thursday, May 19. I’m actually a little light on mail at the moment, so please send your questions, concerns, pleas, rants, etc. to the postman here.
Before we begin this week’s “Postal Apocalypse,” I’d like to stop for a moment to commemorate the fact that this week features my very first question about superhero penises! I am 100% confident it will be the first of many. Make sure to email your questions (penis or otherwise) to email@example.com!