Have you ever been scared to use the restroom because you're terrified something's going to pop out of the toilet and grab your ass? The Interactive Toilet does that to your children. Sort of.
Along Highway 1 in Western Finland, some rest stops have bathrooms that can be opened only via text messaging. Otherwise locked, a number is posted on the door to which you text "OPEN." The door unlocks and you can do your business.
If you're obsessed with toilets and potty humor like some of us are, you might want to enter the Pimped Out John contest, sponsored by none other than Roto Rooter plumbing and drain service. The company wants you to sign up for its newsletter to win what it calls the Best Seat in the House.
We're suckers for anything having to do with the potty, so this custom-printed toilet paper gets a spot at the top of our list. For $12 you can put whatever you want on
a roll of toilet paper, including your least-favorite politician, ex-wife, mother-in-law, corporate logo—anything or anyone you feel like…