Priest Infects Church Network By Surfing the Web for Porn (NSFW)

A priest has resigned » 10/20/08 11:45pm 10/20/08 11:45pm from his parish after being caught viewing web porn in his computer at . While I'm sure God doesn't give a damn about porn-no matter -or the weaknesses of this priest, the church's IT staff and the archbishop weren't so amused when they discovered that his porn surfing antics had infected all the…

Sad Ending: Flying Priest Found Dead in the Atlantic, God Positioning System Still Missing

Father de Carli, the flying priest who got lost last April, has been found dead in the middle of the Atlantic. In an effort to raise funds for a local charity organization, De Carli planned to stay for more than 19 hours up in the air using a thousand party balloons, taking a GPS with him to communicate his position… » 7/05/08 12:30pm 7/05/08 12:30pm