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    Have Your Cellphone Blessed By a Japanese Shinto Priest

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    Image of Jesse in Japan Jesse in Japan
    06/25/09

    In reply to Have Your Cellphone Blessed By a Japanese Shinto Priest
    Oh, those priests will bless anything these days.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    06/25/09

    In reply to Have Your Cellphone Blessed By a Japanese Shinto Priest
    While Ponies! is not a Shinto priest, I AM a legally ordained Minister, and am available to perform marriages, blessings, and "promise ceremonies". I do, sadly, lack Ponies! D&D and nunchuck skills.
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    06/25/09

    @OMG!ToOMG!,ByMyPonies!_GitEmSteveDave: BTW, my fee for marriages is only to feed me one meal. And a good meal. Soup doesn;t count.
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    06/25/09

    @OMG!ToOMG!,ByMyPonies!_GitEmSteveDave: hahahaha, soup. i love it.
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    Image of Lukasz Fabis Lukasz Fabis
    06/25/09

    @GitEmSteveDave:

    What about stew? Does stew count?
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    06/25/09

    @OMG!ToOMG!,ByMyPonies!_GitEmSteveDave: You will eat my soup and like it!!
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    06/25/09

    @Lukasz Fabis: No. Goulash is on a case by base basis.


    @BullLifter: No. Sorry.


    @Jeremy82465: I could, but I don't like old people or kids. Dead or alive.

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    Image of Nick Nick
    06/25/09

    @OMG!ToOMG!,ByMyPonies!_GitEmSteveDave: Dead or alive.


    Bon Jovi would like to have a word with you.

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    Image of STFU_FPU! STFU_FPU!
    06/25/09

    @Nick: infringement! +1
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    Image of Lukasz Fabis Lukasz Fabis
    06/25/09

    @GitEmSteveDave:

    Well, if goulash is on a case by case basis, does chili fall under its umbrella? Or paprikash for that matter?
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    06/25/09

    @Lukasz Fabis: How many alarms?


    @Nick: I'm from NJ. We are Bon Jovi. Supreme Court decided the case. You can look it up. Mainstream media.

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    06/25/09

    @Stubborn Ass Hat STOLE his AVATAR: I sympathize. I recently had someone take my Barackalypse image and make it their avatar, w/o thanking me. I also found out that someone is cross posting a picture of my Halloween costume where I don't have my teeth in on Craigslist and MySpace, so I had to watermark alot of my photos now.
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    06/25/09

    @OMG!ToOMG!,ByMyPonies!_GitEmSteveDave: "Ordained Minister" is the worst playable class. Usually, when there's an Ordained Minister in my raiding party, I cast a low-level fireball at his robes. Not enough to burn him alive but enough to cause him to suffer 3d20 in 3rd Degree burns (x2 if the robes are polyester).


    Folks, accept no substitutions. I am a legitimate spell-caster and cleric. I will bless your gadgets. No soups, chowders or other hearty stews are accepted as payment. It's summer and is hot and humid.


    And no yappy dogs either. If you bring one to the ceremony, I'll Magic Missile it.

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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    06/25/09

    In reply to Have Your Cellphone Blessed By a Japanese Shinto Priest
    If anyone in NY is interested, I will bless your gadgetry.


    I'm not a Shinto priest but I do have magical powers like the ability to pull coinage from the ears of small children, the ability to detach and re-attach my thumb, and the ability to pull noses from children and make them appear and disappear. I also have a +4 Messenger Bag of Holding.


    I am a very powerful wizard (Level 23, Chaotic Good) and my experience in raiding parties, including the ability to cast Magic Missile and Open Locks, makes my blessing powerful juju.

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    06/25/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: should i bring my own chicken bones or do you supply them? just wanna know what to do with my trash after lunch.
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    Image of STFU_FPU! STFU_FPU!
    06/25/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: LMAO +1!!


    BUT, can you make balloon animals too???

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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    06/25/09

    @Stubborn Ass Hat STOLE his AVATAR: I can only cast Summon Balloon Animal Familiar once per day. I have Darkvision to 120' but, with my myopia, it's usually pretty blurry.


    Theoretically, I can cast Summon Police but I've never had to; most people with children do that for me.


    Nick: depends on the bar temple where the blessing is being performed. Do they have good wings?

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    06/25/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Can you craft bacon animals?
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    Image of Curves Curves
    06/25/09

    In reply to Have Your Cellphone Blessed By a Japanese Shinto Priest
    Is there a shinto shrine on line for those of us who are geographically challenged? Maybe a drive through?
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