skinny jeans... who've thunk that in 2009, young men would be almost completely emasculated, obsessed with their thighs, and wearing womens jeans?
i suppose it's rather typical of me to have a disdainful view of the generation that will follow mine, but damn if they aren't making it easy to do so. the little emo pipsqueeks appear to be as useless as the 15 year old girls they emulate - show me a guy in skinny jeans who knows how to split wood or diagnose automobile trouble, and i'll show you a really surprised guy with a beard.
@nutbastard: An in-depth understanding of automotive functionality is critical when you travel less than ten miles a day in a reliable car. Splitting wood is an incredibly important skill when you're living in an urban environment miles away from a tree not in a planter.
@nutbastard: saying that you are a man because you can split wood or diagnose automobile problems is like saying you are woman because you know how to bake a pie or iron a shirt.
i wear [men's] skinny jeans and know how to do all those things.
"saying that you are a man because you can split wood or diagnose automobile problems is like saying you are woman because you know how to bake a pie or iron a shirt."
exactly! finally someone gets my point.
"i wear [men's] skinny jeans and know how to do all those things."
oh now yer just pulling my leg. mens skinny jeans? they don't exist.
@nutbastard: Pink shirts started it all, now I swear there are no males under the age of 25 left on this planet. I swear - I farted near this one kid the other day & nearly broke his ribs. He's just lucky he was wearing his girlfriends twilight shirt to absorb some of the impact...
@nutbastard: what do you have to say about the fact that I've worn skinny jeans can split wood, work a chainsaw for that matter, diagnose automobile trouble (restored a 65 mustang in high school), can bake a pie, iron a shirt. Oh.. and I'm gay. I hope your comments are ladled out with a crapload of sarcasm. Otherwise you have little understanding of the generationt that is following you.
Oh.. and having a beard doesn't make you a man.. I know a couple lesbians with them.
who said anything about beards or chopping wood making me a man?
obviously what makes ME a man are the antiquated cargo pants i insist on wearing.
but seriously, all joking aside, if you wear skinny jeans, even if you actually aren't, yer a puss, plain and simple.
and you're right, though - i do have very little understanding of the generation behind me. i also have very little understanding of necrophilia and reality television.
@vinylrake: im not bashing genders or age groups, im bashing the trendy douche bags who would wear clown wigs if they saw it on the cover of a fashion magazine. tools. sheeple.
You know what fashion is? It’s a guide for those who are literally so individualistically bankrupt that they don’t know how to dress themselves in the morning.
@nutbastard: Done. I was a guy in skinny jeans - back in 1999. Now I live in a house with wood heat only, and I can rebuild engines and service MPFI systems.
Of course, now I loudly make fun of douches in skinny pants, but I have secret empathy for thier plight. The'll grow out of it.
as for them having thighs i'll never have, you are correct. I will never be an emaciated anorexic, and so my thighs will always, you know, be thicker than my calves.
see? THIS guy gets it. THIS guy knows how to throw a zinger right back at me. the rest of you are all sitting there, responding to my bigoted nonsense as if it deserved a dignified response.
those skinny jean kids DO bother me, but i'm not friggin hitler, and i wish them no ill beyond myself futilely calling them pussies on the internet.
"You know those faux-retro plastic cameras you see at stores like Urban Outfitters? The ones skinny people in skinny jeans use to take pictures of themselves dancing, or looking very serious, but not really?"
@FooSchnickens - BPH Free: That's exactly what I thought it was. All in favor? 2/2 votes for bottle opener. Agreed - it is a bottle opener and 100% not anything else, period. Done. #picoprojector
How is this the first "Web Connected" printer? I've been printing and performing administration functions on my printers for years, these printers being made by HP and equipped with Jetdirect.
"Jinkys! Old man Withers used this camera to project the image of the ghost."
"and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids..."
11/18/09
i suppose it's rather typical of me to have a disdainful view of the generation that will follow mine, but damn if they aren't making it easy to do so. the little emo pipsqueeks appear to be as useless as the 15 year old girls they emulate - show me a guy in skinny jeans who knows how to split wood or diagnose automobile trouble, and i'll show you a really surprised guy with a beard.
11/18/09
Consider shaving. Beards are obsolete too.
11/18/09
i wear [men's] skinny jeans and know how to do all those things.
11/18/09
"saying that you are a man because you can split wood or diagnose automobile problems is like saying you are woman because you know how to bake a pie or iron a shirt."
exactly! finally someone gets my point.
"i wear [men's] skinny jeans and know how to do all those things."
oh now yer just pulling my leg. mens skinny jeans? they don't exist.
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Oh.. and having a beard doesn't make you a man.. I know a couple lesbians with them.
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who said anything about beards or chopping wood making me a man?
obviously what makes ME a man are the antiquated cargo pants i insist on wearing.
but seriously, all joking aside, if you wear skinny jeans, even if you actually aren't, yer a puss, plain and simple.
and you're right, though - i do have very little understanding of the generation behind me. i also have very little understanding of necrophilia and reality television.
11/18/09
You know what fashion is? It’s a guide for those who are literally so individualistically bankrupt that they don’t know how to dress themselves in the morning.
11/18/09
Of course, now I loudly make fun of douches in skinny pants, but I have secret empathy for thier plight. The'll grow out of it.
11/18/09
Elder jealousy of the young is so sad.
11/18/09
hey broham, i'm 25 (and 6'1"/160) over here.
as for them having thighs i'll never have, you are correct. I will never be an emaciated anorexic, and so my thighs will always, you know, be thicker than my calves.
11/18/09
see? THIS guy gets it. THIS guy knows how to throw a zinger right back at me. the rest of you are all sitting there, responding to my bigoted nonsense as if it deserved a dignified response.
those skinny jean kids DO bother me, but i'm not friggin hitler, and i wish them no ill beyond myself futilely calling them pussies on the internet.
11/18/09
no.
"This is that, as a projector."
oh.
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The In-Camera Red-Eye Fix even fixes the girl's smile!
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"and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids..."