Crap, I remember seeing a very similar looking gadget, with an identical list of BS claims about its funtionality on 60 Minutes over a decade ago. It was being sold to gullible hick police departments in the states. #ade651
This is basically a electronic dowsing rod. It works only by random chance. People just choose to forget about all the times it is wrong because they want to believe it works. #ade651
I remember when Tom Clancy included the DKL in the novel "Rainbow Six." It was like, "Coooool, you can detect heartbeats through walls!" He, of course, was taken in by the fraud.
And that was over TEN YEARS ago.
Man, this makes me want to sell the Iraqis magic beans. #ade651
@Tiny Iota: "Is this a bomb?" *shake shake* Ask again later. *shake shake* Concentrate and ask again. *shake shake* Cannot predict now.
...dammit. Hey, wait, where are you going? Come back! #ade651
I'm sure they can make up the difference by reselling them as ecto-repellant, or even an E-meter. I'm sure Cruise would be happy to roam about his estate searching for thetans.
I could see this as a serious safety hazard...I mean, boobies are distracting enough as it is, but VIBRATING boobies?? The frequency of dudes walking into lampposts/manholes/traffic has just been increased by 1000%...
Penn and Teller had a good Bullshit show regarding these ridiculous products (penis and breast enlargement products, a multi million dollar industry). Basically, none of the stimulation / meditation / pills / swimming with the dolphins stuff actually works.
Either live with what you have (like Curves, though I get the feeling she was somewhat genetically gifted), or go get some good old fashioned surgery.
@thePrototype: OR they could just realize that the true measure of a woman is not the size of her breasts, but the size of the heart that beats beneath them.
@Curves: Yes, I agree... the true measure of a woman is not the size of her breasts... its the shape!
The idea of handling a women's heart with all that blood is kinda gross. Sounds like you've been watching to much True Blood.
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b-de-b-de-b-de that's us, folks. #ade651
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I remember when Tom Clancy included the DKL in the novel "Rainbow Six." It was like, "Coooool, you can detect heartbeats through walls!" He, of course, was taken in by the fraud.
And that was over TEN YEARS ago.
Man, this makes me want to sell the Iraqis magic beans. #ade651
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Still, it works better than their previous bomb detector.
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Ask again later.
*shake shake*
Concentrate and ask again.
*shake shake*
Cannot predict now.
...dammit. Hey, wait, where are you going? Come back! #ade651
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I'm sure they can make up the difference by reselling them as ecto-repellant, or even an E-meter. I'm sure Cruise would be happy to roam about his estate searching for thetans.
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I dunno what that means.
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Either live with what you have (like Curves, though I get the feeling she was somewhat genetically gifted), or go get some good old fashioned surgery.
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The idea of handling a women's heart with all that blood is kinda gross. Sounds like you've been watching to much True Blood.
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