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What, she's only 15. But I've been playing with her since...oh crap. I swear I didn't know, and it's not like Playstation didn't know what she was doing, releasing all those games with all that eye candy. It's all her fault. And I know you've played with her too, so don't even look at me like that.
But hey, only three more year and then I can get to the next level without feeling guilty.
@Digo: I remember when she was only a few months old. That was first time I gripped her at my friend's house and started pushing. As my excitement grew, so did the speed, and soon I was tapping that girl so fast and hard I felt like I was going to break something. Then all of a sudden it was game over and we were both spent. Her controller slick with my passion sweat, I sighed, and her disc spun down in that cute way she has about her.
Now when I look at her, I realize how gray she's become. Plus, I'm into her huge black cousin now; shes got the real curves.
@Digo: I liked her big, when her skin was smooth to the touch and attracted both my heart and large quantities of dust. I miss her 90nm processor, as the new 45nm lithography reminds of a Lindsay Lohan "after" picture. (Except Lindsay doesn't run quieter.) I recall in the spring of our love, I put my quivering moist yellowdog linux disc into her, and she accepted it timidly but willingly. Now, she won't even look at other operating systems, shes busy being obsessed with glittering up her interface and copying that trashy white and green bitch down the block. Plus, I don't want anything that Nathan Drank has been in TWICE. ugh.
@Digo: She won't even talk to all our old friends. She says shes moved on but I'm not so sure. I don't think shes got the emotional engine to deal with them anymore, but my buddies insist she doesn't need the hardware to feel.
Hopefully this doesn't just end up meaning that old PC games are ported to the PSP. Getting some old Sega IPs on the PSP might be possible, but it's going to be hard to get Nintendo to budge now that every game in the Nintendo library is a possible candidate for Virtual Console.
@strider_mt2k: I'm sure that if this was done well enough and the variety of games available was wide enough there would be plenty of people who homebrew that would be willing to give up the pain of flashing the firmware and updating their homebrew software all the time for a legal game that they can just pop in the PSP and play without having to worry about Sony blocking it.
12/03/09
Anyways, happy birthday, Playstation.
12/03/09
But hey, only three more year and then I can get to the next level without feeling guilty.
12/03/09
Now when I look at her, I realize how gray she's become. Plus, I'm into her huge black cousin now; shes got the real curves.
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#tips
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You know, that party you locked everyone out of so they went and started their own?
LOL
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