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more about #accident more comments → Noobs-R-Us: The real question is where was Tiger's wife? When the cops came he was lying on the ground in and out of consciousness. No mention of where the wife w... more » Martin Grondin: How long before YouTube becomes a lot more interesting? Seriously, I could see people putting up videos of their crashes. On another note, I imagine ... more » Gann: A couple of months ago, a drunk driver threw a bottle at my truck and cracked my windshield. I gave the police the license plate #, but nothing happe... more » moozicmon: whoever let them make this video should be bitchslapped, good gawd #heliumballoon more » MrHaroHaro: Isn't it rather ironic that if the kid(s) don't get bitchslapped, it would be a form of pussification? #heliumballoon more » Jarrett M. Gosch: Hey not to be a conspiracy theorist, but at 00:04 before the vid ends you can clearly see a string tied to it on the left-hand side. #balloon more » snakepliskin: As someone who graduated with a degree in psychology its very apparent to me that the correct form of punishment would be to bitchslap the entire fami... more » EpiphyteCorp.: Did anyone really believe that a kid could float away in a helium balloon? Really?!?!?! It would take a shit ton of Helium to lift a 6 year-old on... more » nutbastard: I guess he is, shall we say, grounded? #heliumballoon more » ripfire: I heard it was the brother who said that he went inside the balloon in the first place. #heliumballoon more » Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: I have to say, I honestly expected to hear in a few hours that he wasn't actually in the balloon, and was instead camped out in the attic hiding or so... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: With a name like Falcon Heene I'd say that's punishment enough... #heliumballoon more » Denver_80203: OK. Unrelated by why the f*ck do I have to click show hidden comments everytime now? I'm interested in far more than the stars damnit. And I could c... more » Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: Did you say... Spank him? #heliumballoon more » lostarchitect: Well, let's go easy on him. He had no way of knowing his brother told everyone he was in the balloon. He's just a kid and he was scared. #heliumballoon more » -
#cars
Car Cam Dually Records The Wreck Outside and Your Screaming Face Inside
if you were Tiger Woods, the Car Cam Dually would have captured you slamming into a tree and your wife smashing the windows with a golf club, while simultaneously recording how you managed to injure your face. More » -
#ufo
UFO Balloonbrat Falcon Heene Found Safe at Home—Please Someone Spank Him Hard
On one side I'm happy that Falcon Heene—the boy who allegedly was flying uncontrollably inside a homemade, spaceship-shaped helium balloon—was actually safe all the time, hiding at home. On the other, I just want to bitchslap him. Repeatedly. -
#balloonbrat
Boy Flies Away Uncontrollably in Homemade Flying Saucer
6-yo boy Falcon Heene—who allegedly was flying uncontrollably inside a homemade spaceship-shaped helium balloon, now landed—has not been found yet. Colorado police are searching for him now. [Update: Boy was safe, hiding at home. ] More » -
#nuclearweapons
Large Insect Crashes Air Force Missile Truck
Surprisingly, this is not the first time a US Air Force missile truck has crashed this year. However, it's probably the first time they should think about calling SHIELD or Godzilla to fight the villian behind it: "A large insect." More » -
#holycrap
Guy Loses a Chunk of His Finger In Neodymium Magnet Accident (NSFW)
What you are looking at is a hunk of finger from some poor bastard named Dirk caught between two large neodymium magnets. Good lord that is disgusting. More » -
#ouch
This Is Why You Don't Take an Expensive DSLR to a Rally Car Race
Have you ever seen how close photographers and spectators get to the action at rally car events? This guy is lucky that his head didn't go flying with his DSLR. More » -
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#bombingtulsa
F-16 Pilot Drops Bomb on Tulsa, Accidentally
So, ok, everyone makes a mistake sometimes, but few of us have ever dropped a bomb from our fighter jet by accident, as happened late last week in Tulsa. Luckily, it was a dummy practice bomb, filled with nothing more exciting than a smoke charge, and apparently it wasn't the pilot's fault. But it did still drop right through one guy's apartment. Miraculously no one was hurt, though the unlucky guy himself is still a little amazed by it all: More »
