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more about #animals maven2k: Wow, and I thought I was special til I saw that, heh. more » Jacubious: Why is that man not wearing gloves? more » BeyondtheTech: No wonder Lea Thompson fell in love with that interstellar duck. more » ninjagin: Perhaps this is why my GF tells me I'm a better lover after eating duck. Anytime it's on the menu wherever we happen to be eating, I get an eyebrow-li... more » Yerzriknot: I also read somewhere the ducks are one of the few animals to commit rape. more » Invisible-Echidna: The thing that upsets me the most, is that I can't un-see that. W....T.... F more » OCEntertainment: Bow-chicka-quack-quack. more » AudioGuru: "Hey, grab the video camera, I got an idea..." more » StupidSimple: Alright alright Adam so now you aren't impressed by human vaginas anymore? I should have suspected so after that fleshlight encounter, that there is n... more » bagellord: That's the most f'ed up thing I've ever seen involving animals. more » Software_Goddess: How…? How, am I supposed to eat Duck tomorrow, thinking of that? more » Kaiser-Machead: You miss so many details in Farmville. more » Software_Goddess: I still think that… more » gumwrapper: Man, I wish I were a waiter with a corkscrew penis... "Holy shit, what the hell are you doing"? "Well, you want me to open your wine or not"? more » Cogito Ergo Bibo: OMG. I think I'm glad that I'm not a female duck. Or a test tube. more » leberkäs: more » Papsky: is that where duck sauce comes from?? more » Jurandr: In the name of science! more » SSRPaulO: OK Damnit!! You have gone too far this time, Adam you sick f**k. I refuse to click on that link... a 3rd time. more » Jean Charles Naquin: Gross. And cool. Why does it have to be so LONG? That fancy penis makes me insecure. more » -
#science
Slo Mo Duck's Corkscrew Penis Showcases the Majesty of Nature
Here is a slow-mo video of a scientist making a duck have sex with corkscrew-shaped beakers. It is one of the craziest things I've ever seen. Merry Christmas! More » -
#nature
You Mess With Nature, Nature Will Mess With You Right Back
Here is a photo of a videographer getting taken down by an eagle. This is basically the plot of Avatar completely summed up, made for considerably less than $250 million. [Reddit via The Daily What] -
#inuteroart
Rare In Utero Images Glimpse Animals Inside the Womb
In its documentary Extraordinary Animals In The Womb, National Geographic captured rare highly detailed images of animals at various stages of gestation. Now you can see fetal dog, elephants, penguins, and dolphins still inside the womb. -
#animaltech
An Extremely Brief History of Octopus Gadgetry
Today, there is only the coconut. But by my calculations, octopods will invent smartphones in 2.6 million years, give or take. We will be dead, and they will be debating about desktop OSes and mobile app store economies. More » -
#starwars
Elephant-Subduing Device Appears Inspired by Star Wars
Angry elephants are a big issue. That's why someone invented a remote-controlled device that shoots out nylon rope and binds rampaging elephants' legs. Sounds familiar somehow. How'd those snow speeders in Star Wars subdue the ATATs again? More » -
#robots
Robot Polar Bears: Less Dangerous Than Real Bears, For Now
Instead of replacing the St. Louis Zoo's deceased polar bears with live ones, zoo officials put robots up in their place. This slightly-better-than-average yard display will surely be remembered as the humble beginning of the robot bear uprising. More » -
#gaming
This Bulldog Is Better at Tony Hawk Than You
Tony Hawk Ride comes with a skateboard controller. You know what that means: dogs playing video games. What's amazing about this video is just how good this dog is. Impressive! [YouTube] -
#horriblethings
The Most Upsetting Video of an Automatic Chicken Plucker You Will See Today
This is Janet's Whizbang Chicken Plucker, built using the instructions from the hit bestselling book Anyone Can Build a Tub-Style Mechanical Chicken Plucker. It is absolutely fucking horrifying, and I apologize in advance. [Eat Me Daily via Kottke] -
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#genetics
Scientists Mapping Out 10,000 Animal Genomes For "Genetic Zoo"
On the tail-end of news that all of the HIV genome and 98% of the pig genome has been decoded, scientists are announcing that they've got a plan to collect and sequence the DNA of 10,000 vertebrate species. More » -
#burgers
Calf Gets Prosthetic Limbs, Presumably So it Can Spend a Few Months Getting More Delicious
Nancy Dickenson and her stepdaughter Martha found a calf with severe frostbite on its hind legs. So of course, they spent thousands of dollars getting it outfitted with prosthetic legs. More » -
#animals
Shrimp Eye Tech Could Improve Gadgets
Mantis Shrimp can see 100,000 colors, 10x the number we can, and are the only animals to see circular polarized light. Scientists think that mantis shrimp eye tech could lead to a new age of telecom and optical devices. More » -
#gross
Sweden's New Green Tech: Heating Homes With Bunny Corpses
"It sure is warm and toasty in here! Is that a wood stove?," I asked. "Why no," she replied. "I'm burning the corpses of thousands of bunnies." Then there was an awkward silence. More » -
#animals
Founder of Siebel Systems Attacked by a Rampaging Elephant
Tom Siebel, founder of Siebel Systems (which he sold to Oracle for a giant pile of money) was charged by an elephant in the Serengeti while on vacation there. Where's your money now?! More » -
#imagecache
Inside a Fish Hospital. Yes, a Fish Hospital
Patit Paban Halder runs a hospital solely for fish in Chandannagore, India. Basically, he has 32 aquariums in his home, and he treats ailing fish with his wife and son. More » -
#pets
SNIF Dog Tags Track What Your Dog Does All Day; Spoiler: Eat, Sleep, Poop
The SNIF tag that uselessly linked up dogs on social networking sites just got a bit less useless, but not by much. Now it tracks your dogs activities, vaguely. More » -
#animals
Tonka the Bionic Tortoise Gets Wheels Upgrade, Kicks Hares Ass in a Race
How do you upgrade a tortoise? With wheels, of course! Say hello to Tonka the tortoise. More » -
#animalvsmachine
Cat vs. Printer: The War of the Ages
In round 2 of Cat vs. Printer, we have to raise the electronic fist of the printer in victory. The cat takes (invisible) punch after punch, only striking back rarely and feebly. [via Geekologie] -
#twitter
Twittering Cat Door Finally Makes Twitter a Viable Business
Oh, Twitter. Is there anything nerds won't try to make you do? This time, it's a custom cat door that tweets every time the cat goes in or out. More » -
#questionoftheday
Why Do Pets Always Walk On asdfadvcasdfasdf Computer Keyboards?
This is Malcolm the puppy, right after walking on a keyboard and opening up 1600 email message windows at once. What is it with pets and keyboards?! More »
