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    logruszed: The also attract the shit out of an carbon-express shafts and a Razorback 5 broadhead. more »
    Thats Dr Bear to You: Or out in the woods the perfect way to get your Nirvana loving ass shot by hunters... more »
    BeautifulAgony: Nice rack! more »
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: "The Best of the Worst of Skymall" That almost seems to imply that there is a Best of the Best of Skymall as well, which I find hard to believe... more »
    EdgesRazor: Hey, leave Skymall alone! If you know of another place I can get all of my Harry Potter wands, I'd love to hear it, smartguys. more »
    admoseremic: I recently bought 3 bags of crap on woot.com and got more useful stuff than this! more »
    korybing: Whatever man, I still totally want a slanket. more »
    zenpoet: Looking at the link, I think the Pet Observation Dome is fanfuggingtastic! I wish the neighbor with the little shaved-rat yippy dog would get one of t... more »
    GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga: If someone can seriously explain how a magnetic field can age a drink, I will concede my baffle-ment. I mean, how does it age 10 years in ten seconds... more »
    Bruno Crosier: "The Best Worst of SkyMall"? have giz officially banned the use of "and" in their titles? :S more »
    OMG! Ponies!: All of SkyMall is the worst of SkyMall. In fact, given a choice between SkyMall and SkyNet, I'll take SkyNet any day of the week and twice on Tuesdays. more »
    zenpoet: I have an uncle with a hunting truck with the windows "rack." He loves driving around in that stupid thing. And yes, there is a gun rack in the window... more »
    Curves: Where I live, I am going to be seeing a lot of the first two. The only wine I see around here is Boones Farm that has aged 5 minutes in a paper bag. more »
    UnexpectedEOF: "And for the love of god, don't stick your hand in the wine ager while it's active!" more »
    Cankles: On of those actually look like human hands, so either that's one f'd up dear or you forgot to mention they have more than the antler version. more »
  • #headphones

    Antler Headphones Help Attract a Mate

    This mysterious creature has been known to dress like Kurt Cobain and play About a Girl in an effort to attract a mate. The males with the biggest antler headphones are the most desirable. More »
  • #gadgets

    The Best of the Worst of Skymall

    What in the name of all that is good, sacred, and smells of PVC is this? A deer having sex with a trailer hitch? It's just one of the worst things in SkyMall's catalog.
  • #outletantlers

    Socket Deer: Antlers For Your Outlets

    Leaving your gadgets on the floor while charging is barbaric (besides, the floor is made of lava). Prop up your precious portables with these handy Socket Deer antlers. More »
  • #moose

    Scientists Discover that Moose Antlers Act as Amplifiers

    The secret of a moose's exceptional hearing is down to its antlers, apparently. Scientists have discovered that those cool, gnarly things that look so fabulous perched atop the furry freaks act as amplifiers, allowing Mr Moose to be able to hear things up to 2 miles away. Added to the animal's already acute hearing—it's to do with its large ears that rotate in almost every direction, apparently—antlers improve the beast's audio capacities by as much as 19 per cent. More »