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more about #applelawsuit more comments → egoods: Oh man! Why isn't this class action? After I took the chip the mob planted in my head out I started to think they were tracking me. But then when Hote... more » madog: Suing the Mafia is akin to suing the Rebel Alliance for blowing up your Death Star. more » Noobs-R-Us: Plaintiff – "Your honor, exhibit A, a video of Mike Jones’ video." *Shows video* Judge – "Case, dismissed! Anyone who watches something so Na... more » royoftroy: Most awesome article EVER.. I think the only thing that could possibly be better than this is if his allegations turned out to be true. more » GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga: So this is part "Conspiracy Theory", part "Zoolander", and part "The GodFather"? Can I join in on the suit as Apple made me think for over 30 years t... more » Hiphopopotamus: Is this the same guy that sued Barry Bonds? The crazy guy from jail? more » KronikFpLiOnYkD: If I had a nickle for every time Apple and the mafia bugged my iPods, slowly torchered me, and inserted the words HERPES into my favorite songs... more » Nick: no wonder Ponies! hasn't been around today. looks like he's been hard at work. more » jpitsch: hilarious more » Geisrud: Reminds me of everyone's favorite plaintiff: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Lee_Riches more » DaneB: Since when did we start believing ANYTHING from ANY advertisement? more » OrtonMessene: Ever talk to anyone in marketing? Ever seen a ford flex commercial telling you 23 highway mpg is a good thing? The entire point of marketing is to l... more » iAirmanshirk: LMFAO :) you took it out of context ,however, i think you'd be lying to yourself if you believe anybody's ads altogether, so please dont apple out to ... more » Avizzv92: I think you mixed up iPod 3g with iPhone 3g, If not I want an iPod 3g :( more » USAF22: What is an "iPod 3g?" "...taking issue with Apple's speed claims regarding the iPod 3G is probably a somewhat reasonable position..." more » -
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Man Sues Apple for Conspiring With the Mafia to Track Him Using His iPod
A Californian man has sued Apple, accusing the company of conspiring with the Italian Mafia to track him down using his iPod. He says they also inserted the word "herpes" into Mike Jones "Still Tippin" (video NSFW). Sounds reasonable: More » -
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Apple Fires Back At Psystar: 'We're Sooo Not A Monopoly'
Remember when Psystar turned their little hardware dalliance with Mac OS X into an ideological crusade against monopolies? Apple isn't having any of it. The company has just filed to dismiss Psystar's antitrust lawsuit, and, as if channeling John McCain from the last debate, seems pretty angry that Psystar just doesn't understand: More » -
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Apple and AT&T Sued for Selling Too Many iPhone 3Gs
Apple/AT&T customer William Gillis was unhappy with the performance of his iPhone 3G. So he filed a lawsuit. But what's unique in this case is that the lawsuit isn't complaining just that the iPhone 3G is underperforming, but that the iPhone 3G is underperforming because it's been consciously oversold in a plot by AT&T and Apple. More »
