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more about #attheoffice OMG! Ponies!: I get paid 34% than my female counterpart for the same work and am more likely to be promoted. My aggressiveness is considered a positive personality... more » Baron Kanter: ROck the Goldstar Beer! more » Kaiser-Machead: Drinking a depressant in moments where you require your virility are not recommended. Just sayin'. more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: OK, I'm calling Shenanigans on the last one. I live on a horse farm. I have horses. The Ex rode said horses. I gave said Ex flowers. I gave said E... more » Darklighter: Man, if you're going to make a horrifically sexist ad, it should at least be remotely funny. more » Curves: Actually that last one (the how to get laid if youre a guy one) isnt true. The actual process is WAY more complicated and the tolerances are very narr... more » Curves: more » Eli Sklar: Ah! Finally some good reputation for Israel! :) Goldstar is not the best beer around, but it's pretty damn good, And I had a chance to see these in ba... more » Curves: Thats exactly how it is. I love being a woman though, and wouldnt have it any other way. more » scarbrtj: "Thank God you're a man." And praise the Lord I'm not a hermaphrodite. more » discounteggroll: replace urinal with wall/bush and you've hit the nail on the head. more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: So men drink beer naked? I knew I was doing something wrong. more » strider_mt2k: Needs alcohol. more » forrestcook: just buy some of those no-friction furniture moving discs and speed up! more » SirDrinksalot: They are doing this on carpet, just think about doing this someplace where it's really dry with a pair of shoes that makes a lot of static. You could ... more » OMG! Ponies!: That's okay. Here in New York, employers are insulated against suit by Workers' Compensation Law. As long as no one sustains a "grave injury", the e... more » Curves: It would be more fun if they were on something that let them move across the floor more easily and quickly, like a non-backed rug, a gigantic towel or... more » weatherman: I guess those folks at FatWallet just like to show off their cool toys while the rest of the world suffers through the worst economic downturn in deca... more » GroverCacique: Instead of a home made hoverboard, you can have the "skier" wear those heelies (Shoes with wheel on heel). That's guaranteed to bring some great memor... more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: It's more fun riding the floor buffer drunk on tequila naked. Or so I've heard. I would never show myself off naked in public. more » -
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Workflow Charts Finally Put to Good Use Show Fundamental Men vs Women Differences
It's Friday. You are the office, watching another Powerpoint by Jimmy, the product development bozo. "Stupid Jimmy," you think, "these are the only three workflow charts we need after this long work week." UPDATED More » -
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Segway Office Skiing Looks Like a Fun, Potential Lawsuit Source
At last, a really useful application for the Segway: Office skiing. Just attach a cable and go. It needs a homemade hoverboard for maximum speed and broken bones, but hopefully that will come soon. [Crunchgear] -
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Clean Your Leftover Time After Using Microwave, Thanks
I've seen signs in office kitchens asking to clean the microwave oven after using it, but it looks like this one comes from CERN's canteen and there is a physicist with relativity OCD there.
