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more about #baby more comments → Karlifornia: The midwife arrived just as it was time to clamp and cut the umbilical cord He wasn't worried, though. He had a YouTube video of Freddy Got Fingered ... more » Ryanraven: babies have been birthed for thousands of years before Google. Heck even before hospitals! Sigh....technology is making us dumb more » Platypus Man: Feel free to call me an idiot, but babies almost always are born with no problems. Sure, there is the occasional case when crazy stuff happens, and it... more » OCEntertainment: Awww, what a nice story! I think it's sooo sweet when a guy waits to get prepared until the last friggin' minute. Maybe it's just me, but I like to b... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: I call shenanigans on this. Men don't ask for directions and we sure as hell don't RTFM (read the freakin' manuals).... more » Nathan Obbards: Did he get a discount? more » indy360: Or he could have done what a sane person would do, which is to use his Blackberry to call 911. Or was that too easy? more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Hey I've watched enough TV to know that all you need is hot water and a bunch of clean towels.... more » nutbastard: it says something when all the funny comments i came up with dont seem funny in this context. you win, Rosa. I can't say a thing. more » ThisCharmingMan: So, the guy who BOUGHT the child has raised suspicions, but not the couple who SOLD the kid? I'd say they're both pretty sick. Why on earth would that... more » frigg: If they get the kid back, does the guy who bought it have to pay an Early Termination Fee? more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Very sad. I hope this child never learns of this incident. It's the kind of thing that can mess you up for life. more » Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: That's very sad. Poor child. more » OCEntertainment: The question, though, as always is: what kind of person buy a child? (The answer: the kind of person who raises on authorities' suspicions with toddl... more » Golf_Nut: Did they at least get an iPhone? more » -
#google
Man Delivers Baby Using Guide Found on Google
Many men might watch helplessly as their wives are about to give birth, but not Leroy Smith. As soon as Smith realized that the midwife wouldn't arrive on time, he calmly did a Google search on his BlackBerry. More » -
#wtf
Chinese Couple Sells Baby for Cellphone Money
Faced with the prospect of raising a child they couldn't support, a pair of young, unmarried lovers in China decided to sell their little baby boy for just enough money to buy a cellphone. More » -
#concepts
Confine Your Baby in a Motorised Suitcase Concept
It's like someone actually thought the adult-sized vehicles in Wall-E were a good idea. Thankfully, like with most things on Yanko Design, this individual baby confinement torture-device is just a concept, but it's also a scary insight into someone's mind. More » -
#iphoneapps
iPhone App Interprets Babies' Tears While Excusing Pathetic Parenting
The Cry Translator iPhone app is supposed to assist those with little parental instinct by translating the sobs and screams of their children and providing advice. How ever did we all make it to adulthood without apps like this? More » -
#remainders
Remainders - Things We Didn't Post
Baby Gets Hit By Train, Strolls Away...There's a Hole In My Heart That Can Only Be Filled By—Stem Cells?...Beware Bobbies Bearing BlackBerries...Science Figures Out Why We Break Out Bubbly More » -
#clips
CD Drive Rocks Baby to Sleep
A baby. An old optical disk drive. A piece of string. A few lines of Linux script. Combine these disparate components to see something both magical and absurdly lazy take place. [via technabob] -
#digitalcameras
Warning: Don't Use Camera Flash with Babies
OK, I admit it. Watching a baby getting knocked down by a camera flash makes me laugh, but seriously: Moms and dads everywhere, pointblank flash shooting on your baby's eyes is not a good idea. More » -
#babies
Air Protect Baby Seat Is Strong Enough to Take a Punch
We don't cover a lot of baby seat tech around these parts, but we found Air Protect, a new technology meant to soften the blow to a baby's head in a side-impact crash, downright punchable. More » -
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#crime
What Doesn't Make a Good Taser Shield? A One-Year-Old
What's better than a woman using her baby to shield herself from taser fire? A woman offering up the baby to another man to shield him from taser fire. More » -
#steampunk
Say Coochycoo to the Steampunk Fetus
What's more adorable than a robot baby floating around in a steampunk uterus? Lots of things. More » -
#makethisplease
Make This Please: Baby Slippers
Someone made this apparently one-off set of baby slippers back at Burning Man 2007, but we want these as a real product. Seriously, these are better than bunny slippers. [Flickr Credit via DC via CG] -
#gaming
One Year-Old Baby Will Kick Your Ass At Gaming, Melt Your Heart In the Process
Melodie is one year old, can name more game characters than most people, likes chocolate cookies, and is the cutest thing ever. If you ask me, she should become the next Kotaku editor. [GoNintendo] -
#prenatalsocialnetworking
Kickbee: Now the World Can Know What Your Fetus is Up To
Corey Menscher, in a fit of fatherly devotion, constructed a device that notifies him when his unborn baby kicks inside the womb. Even better, he's training his kid to post on Twitter right from conception. More »
