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more about #badtaste Anrkist: Is it wrong to want to punch that guy in the face? #theeroticaphone more » Homerjay is utterly alone.: A quick google search of the 800-number results in some interesting reading. #theeroticaphone more » Pessimippöpötåmus: Actually, ear full of cleavage feels good. #theeroticaphone more » fuzzymuffins: now if she were only bacon-flavored, we'd have something.... #theeroticaphone more » Kaiser-Machead: Let everyone know you're a cunning linguist, today! #theeroticaphone more » Hiphopopotamus: If this thing can forward calls, I am re-outfitting my office. #theeroticaphone more » Gordonium: So, in 1984, that young exec was bragging to his former frat brothers about how he makes more money than God, spends it all on blow, and has a sweet n... more » Nathan Obbards: I think it'd provide aural sex rather than oral sex. I'm surprised that it only plugs into the wall and doesn't let you plug-in. #theeroticaphone more » RandomDesign: Ugh, the NSFW warning is nice but you put the NSFW image on the main page... #theeroticaphone more » Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: This one really takes the cake for you, but it was OK to make jokes when people were almost killed when the 70-something man drove through a Mac Store... more » -
#retromodo
The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
Hey, that's their words, not mine—I'm almost lost for any. "Sculptured by a European artist…the phone plugs into any wall-jack and is fully-guaranteed." I bet, just look how classy this gent seems with an ear full of cleavage. More » -
#ifa2007
Die Modden Squadden, or a Lesson in Bad Taste
There were coffins, toilets, underwater landscapes that had everything except Mario swimming around looking for coins, a box file, a bikini babe and this thing. Honestly, wherever I go in my nightmares, Hello frackin' Kitty is there, waiting. Pass me the chainsaw, Helmut, and make it snappy: I've got a whole gallery to get through. More »
