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more about #ballmer fuchikoma: The iPhone was designed for the Internet though. Let's see how the Web Standards Project's Acid3 test rates them: Opera 9.63 Windows (my usual browser... more » bennymatthew: This guy should just die. Literally. Next to George Bush, he is the dumbest man that has ever been "president". #iphone more » rizzle: I would take this as a compliment to apple. Ballmer has given up comparing the iPhone to his shitty WinMo phones... He has now taken to comparing it t... more » UnderLoK: Can your iPhone replace your Macbook yet? No... That is what the whole discussion was about. #iphone more » craig_16: Wow. Those three sentences blew my mind. How can such a moron be so close to being in charge of such a large company? 1. Yes, the internet was design... more » jasonf000: If you people could get your heads out of Apple's ass for just a moment, you might see that he really is not slamming the iPhone, per say, but the dil... more » EBone: I guess all those iPhone-optimized websites don't count either, Steve. The iPhone took something that was designed for the desktop and made it work o... more » madog: With WebKit(?), the iPhone was designed for the Internet. Obviously not the other way around. (Flash is unfortunately part of that Internet, but that'... more » MePerson: ... Actually, if you think about it, the Internet was, in some ways, designed for Apple computers. #iphone more » superberg: That's okay, because IE8 wasn't designed for the internet either. #iphone more » Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: That guy is just great, I think he's awesome. #iphone more » Sir Gibler: well windows mobile 6.5 wasn't designed for the internet. #iphone more » gp1138000: I've heard Ballmer spew at the mouth at length about the iPhone, but that's not going to change the fact that the internet is much easier to use on my... more » Kaiser-Machead: Blue button-up shirts were not designed for Steve Ballmer. #iphone more » F3st3r: Wow, he might actually be dumber than he looks. #iphone more » Nathan Obbards: Cause they look better than this: [www.createfarts.com] [instantrimshot.com] #iphone more » Lite: hates Illinois Nazis: And all the porn sites along with sites like 4chan make it look so much more classy for the PC I tell you. #iphone more » Bertone77: O RLY Mr. Ballmer? You don't say! more » Curves: Many people I know, myself included, have been delaying a hardware purchase until Win7 comes out. I have a feeling sales will be strong all through t... more » Tawnie is saving no daylight: Why can't Apple ever have too much stock? #pc more » -
#ballmer
Confirmed: Zune Integration Coming in Windows Mobile 7
Ballmer just confirmed to Engadget that Zune integration IS coming to Windows Mobile 7, as was implied by these leaked screenshots earlier this year. [Engadget] -
#blockquote
Ballmer: "The Internet Is Not Designed For The iPhone"
Is it State the Obvious Day? Steve Ballmer proclaims that the Internet was not designed for a device that wasn't even a glimmer in Steve Jobs' eye when the Internet came to be. More » -
#windows7
PC Makers May Have Too Much Stock, Deals On the Way?
Sounds like PC makers might have missed Ballmer's call for tempered Windows 7 expectations. There's a chance that they're sitting on a glut of inventory now, is there any hope that excess stock will translate to even better holiday deals? More » -
#steveballmer
Can You Endure 14 Steve Ballmer Videos Back to Back?
Here's your chance to find out my friends. Oobject has complied 14 examples of Steve Ballmer selling Microsoft with a side order of crazy. Check it out—if you dare. [Oobject] -
#microsoft
Microsoft's Last Financial Quarter Could've Used a Service Pack
Results for last quarter are in, and with revenues reported well below already cautious estimates, it was a nasty few months for Microsoft. It's almost as if they're sitting on new generations of products in every single space they inhabit. More » -
#google
Google Loses Guy Who Caused Steve Ballmer To Throw a Chair
Remember the incident back in 2004 where Steve Ballmer threw a chair across the room when he heard an employee was leaving Microsoft to go to Google? That guy, Mark Lucovsky, is leaving Google for VMWare. More » -
#microsoft
Ballmer Goes Nuts Again, Gets Confused As to What Type of Venue He's At
Steve Ballmer loves to play a lot of roles at Microsoft, and one that he takes great pleasure in is being a cheerleader to everyone who reports to someone who reports to someone under him. This ain't the right way. More » -
#blockquote
Ballmer Thinks Microsoft's Biggest Mistake is Search
Asked if he could have just one do-over, Ballmer replied, "I would probably say I would start sooner on search." More » -
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#ballmer
Microsoft's Ballmer on His Brain
Steve Ballmer talks about how fast his brain works and how he needs to do a better job of showing that he's hearing you. More » -
#ballmer
Microsoft's Ballmer On Being Bubbly
Here, Ballmer talks about being bubbly, his energy and what type of personality it takes to lead a large organization. More » -
#ballmer
Ballmer, the Evil Cylon, Finally Revealed
Boing Boing Gadgets discovered the best way to tell whether you're talking to real Ballmer or his (slightly more) evil Cylon clone in their neat RROD photoshop. It's in the eyes. [BBG] -
#steveballmer
Steve Ballmer on Macs vs. PC in the Recession
Ballmer discussing Windows in the economic climate that led Microsoft to cut 5,000 jobs: "The price premiums that people pay for Macintoshes over PCs will be looked at more carefully." Hmm. Guess we'll see. -
#photoshopcontest
56 Situations Steve Ballmer Probably Hasn't Been Seen in Before
For this week's Photoshop Contest, I asked you to use our photos of Ballmer's CES keynote as source material. Man, do you guys love Photoshopping Ballmer. More » -
#photoshopcontest
Photoshop Steve Ballmer Into a Magical Fantasy World or Horrifying Hellscape
So I stole Wilson's memory card full of pictures from the Steve Ballmer keynote. You know what that means: a Photoshop Contest at Ballmer's expense! More » -
#ces2009
Windows 7 Beta Now Available
As I mentioned perhaps all too subtly in my Ballmer keynote post, Windows 7 Beta is now available to MSDN and TechNet subscribers, with wide availability on Friday, January 9. [Microsoft] -
#ces2009
Ballmer's Wacky Text Messages
No silly opening video, but Ballmer did kick off his CES 2009 keynote with a silly string of text messages from his surprisingly sweet WinMo phone. [Ballmer CES 2009 Keynote] -
#ces2009
Live: Microsoft CES 2009 Keynote Kicks Off The Ballmer Years
Here at CES 2009 in Las Vegas, Steve Ballmer has kicked off his speech wearing Bill Gates' old shoes. Was TechCrunch right about the speech's contents? Update: Here's video of the keynote: More » -
#ces2009
Leak: Everything Microsoft is Announcing at CES
TechCrunch has a quick rundown of everything that Steve Ballmer will supposedly be announcing at Microsoft's CES keynote. Surprise (well, not), it's all stuff we already know:
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#humor
Steve Ballmer Looks Younger, More Handsome In 3G Juice Parody
Remember Steve Ballmer's Windows 1 infomercial? Here's our buddy Richard Blakeley in his 3G Juice spoof. More »
