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more about #barackobama bung: Can't this guy go a day without being on television? more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: This is the ringtone I have for most people on my contact list: Trust me, as soon as I Hear "I want everybody to meet Burger and Fries", I know have a... more » OMG! Ponies!: Here's a quarter; go out and buy yourself some decorum. Folks, it's real simple. Turn your phone to "vibrate". Or turn it off. You're questioning t... more » kremlin-king: I like the awkward stares that I get when Closer by Nine Nails rings for me and I tell them it's my grandma calling, I never get a room full of lulz t... more » mdhunter38: The nicest part of this episode is, for the first time, there is an American president who can use the term "ringtone" and not either sound fake or li... more » Adam Gomez: Looks like Obama took notes from Christian Bale's little incident. I'd have loved to see him go ballistic though. more » bill cant fart: Duck ringtones are a story of the movement for fairness in a quality? more » not_a_virus.exe.vbs: I would call him a geek. Nerds don't get hot babes like Michelle Obama. more » balls187: "Hell, even Canada hit 76%, and they've got way more land and way fewer people" Uh, no shit? It's much easier to have higher household penetration per... more » MrBlahBlah: fantastic. i loved it. I also loved how obama loved it. more » rcast1986: WTF is Obama doing with his time?? more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: Damn, after reading/seeing that ad, it's not just my economy that's stimulated. more » rallyprox: Did anyone else notice that the image of Obama was reversed? Look at the flag on his lapel. more » Pootie Tang: Post-Disclaimer Apology: If I have offended anyone at all I sincerely apologize. more » Jestermeister: Interesting that the Blockberry runs Windows Mobile and not Wendows or something. more » Nick: why didn't they just call it a BarackBerry? get more creative china. men, what do i expect from a country that only has 5 last names. more » Hello Mister Walrus: Just throwing this out there - broadband penetration is important, but it is not the only thing that constitutes how well-developed a country's infras... more » Mrrix32: Where you just trying to see how many times you could fit the word "Penetration" into a paragraph? more » Wegmans: Um maybe if they offered broadband everywhere... Thank Comcast and Verizon out here... I'm stuck using a damn Aircard for internet, yet i'm 25 minutes... more » Nick: i'm not so sure i want homeboy with the sign on the intertubes. he'll probably end up with a facebook account and then stumbling over to Giz with his ... more » -
#ringtones
Amateur Move: Journalist Interrupts President Obama With Quacking Duck Ringtone
As someone with a proudly stupid ringtone ("Gonna Make You Sweat"), I'm okay with being embarrassed when it invariably goes off in public. But then, I'm not a White House reporter who interrupts the President with loud digital quacking. More » -
#blockquote
John Hodgman: "Barack Obama Is the First Nerd President"
John Hodgman, now perhaps best known as the PC in the "I'm a Mac" ads, spoke at the Radio and Television Correspondents Association Dinner about nerds, Trekkies, and President Obama's favorite "name-brand smartphone [he] shall not name, for contractual reasons." More » -
#imagecache
Barock Obauma Loves His BlockBerry
You know you've made it when a shady Chinese company uses your image without permission to sell a crappy knockoff of a phone nobody really liked all that much in the first place. [Cloned in China via Coolest Gadgets] -
#usausa
United States Sneaks Into Top 20 List of Household Broadband Use (at Number 20)
It's times like these that make me proud to live in America. A new survey ranks the US number 20 in household broadband use, just behind Estonia and the United Arab Emirates. Wait, is "proud" the right word? More » -
#cybersecurity
Obama Administration Adds Renowned Hacker to Homeland Security Advisory Council
Jeff Moss, who you may know as the founder of the hacking conference DefCon, was sworn in yesterday as one of the new members of the Homeland Security Advisory Council. And we think it's a shrewd and thoughtful move. More » -
#humor
Obama's BlackBerry: No Wonder He Couldn't Let Go
Kasper Hauser, the brilliant minds behind the SkyMaul parody, have tackled another delicate tech subject: President Obama's beloved BlackBerry. When you see the First Dude staring at his handheld and snickering, this is what's going on. More » -
#questionoftheday
Are We Spending Too Much On NASA?
Yesterday Obama unveiled an $18.7 billion budget for NASA in 2010—a 5% increase over this past year. This is a preliminary figure that could change after a 3-month review of the agency is completed. More » -
#obama
Obama's Jack-Bauer-Certified BlackBerry Almost Finished by NSA
I thought Obama had already gotten his top-secret BlackBerry—I mean he's dropped one—but the Washington Times says that the NSA is almost done developing his bulletproof BlackBerry 8830 (what, no Bold?). More » -
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#peripherals
The Barack Obama USB Drive
Are you already bored of Obama the President? Then try him out as a USB drive! More » -
#politics
President Obama Nominates Aneesh Chopra as the First Chief Technology Officer
Today, President Obama officially named his nominee for the new position of Chief Technology Officer: Aneesh Chopra, current Secretary of Technology for Virginia. We'll explain who Chopra is and what his new responsibilities will be. More » -
#ipod
President Obama Gives Queen Elizabeth An iPod, Queen One-Ups Him
Hey, I managed to get an entire title out in relatively coherent English! Guess I had better hurry and get the details out before things get flummoxed again. -
#null
OnStar Won't Have Twitter, But You Can Have CialisLevitrvViagra, Hairloss treatment, WieghtLoss & all others..
GM won't won't put Tweets in your car? But 0rdering Canada drugs from a Canadian Pharmacy Mall, and finding relief, has never been easier! More » -
#electriccars
President Obama Details $2.4 Billion in Grants For Electric Vehicles
Speaking at the Edison Electric Vehicle Tech Center in Pomona, California, BHO dropped details on exactly who can and will receive money for helping put one million plug-in hybrids on the road by 2015. More » -
#security
Blueprints of Obama's Boring Helicopter Leaked to Iran Over P2P
President Obama isn't very excited about his fancy new helicopter, but that's not his fault—he just hasn't seen its super-neat blueprints yet, because he's not allowed to have Limewire. More » -
#transformers
How Obama Really Became President
How does a one-term US Senator become President of the United States and enter office with crazy approval ratings? Previously unseen footage (click to embiggen) reveals Obama's secret: the Autobot Matrix of Leadership. UPDATE. More » -
#flying
Obama Is Not Too Excited About His Expensive New Helicopter
While Lockheed Martin's VH-71, the new Presidential chopper, is the latest greatest thing floating on five blades, Obama couldn't be less enthusiastic, according to a recent Q&A: More » -
#obamaphone
Obama's New Blackberry, According to the New Yorker
Either the New Yorker has access to super-classified government intel (Seymour Hersh FTW!), or they just possess a healthy enough imagination to have come up with this approximate sketch of Obama's new and improved Blackberry. More » -
#obamatoys
This Is The Worst Obama Action Figure You Will Ever See
And it's only one of several entrepreneurial efforts to make some green while people still feel HOPE. I also love the model we found of BHO's 757, a.k.a. Hope Force 1. And so does America. More » -
#obama
The Obama Font Fights the Recession, Slants Left
American ingenuity, entrepreneurship and Obama will pull us out of this recession. For proof, look no further than the "44th President" font, which is based on Obama's handwriting. More » -
#thepresidentsemail
The Secrets of Obama's Email
Obama won the fight to keep email and his BlackBerry. Now, knowing the president's email address is a privilege reserved for the truly elite. The NYT explains this, and other juicy details about Obama's email. More »



