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more about #barbie more comments → Mad_Science: This would be way better if the teams were shirts Vs skins. more » Shadowhunter72: This is the perfect product for pervs more » OMG! Ponies!: Oh my frakkin' bacon-lovin' God. That is so full of WIN that I can't contain the want. I may have to amend my Steve Jobs circa 1982 vision of my idea... more » Nick: somewhere. some little girl is crying. as she wakes up to find nothing left behind, but arms -- she has nothing but a hate that will forever drive her... more » ZaxxonQ.com: Oh, for the love of... no... just no. >_< more » Nick Huynh: All that HAIR whoooshing around !!!! more » TheWerewolf - Sotto voce: There's something profoundly disturbing about the fact that the Big Mac looks almost exactly the same in these images as it does in real life. What ar... more » GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga: Wow, you can even see the apple logo on the iBook shown. I wonder if it was an orange one to begin with... more » zenpoet: The Barbie scan looks like something out of Final Fantasy: the Spirits Within. more » Kaiser-Machead: But, how long until we can harness the bioetheric energy of these things? What will protect us from the phantoms?? more » Monty: That Commodore 64 color palette is a thing of beauty that brings out the natural lusciousness of Princess Barbaretta. We all may debate the answer to... more » infmom: We had that game. It was amazing how inappropriately one could dress Barbie for whatever that dork Ken had in mind, if he didn't say "Sorry Barbie, p... more » nystreetfilms: Karateka was, and is, the best game ever for the C64 more » 92BuickLeSabre: I wonder what she was doing from 1959 to 1985? Just sitting in a monitor waiting for someone to turn it on? more » HexiumVII: Ok when i was 10 i played this, and it was one of the best commodore 64 games ever created. Other than the fact that barbie is insane and is constantl... more » -
#foosball
Barbie Foosball Creeps Me Out While Simultaneously Exciting Me
We like foosball, despite the fact that we can't play real soccer. We like Barbie, despite the fact that she doesn't have any genitalia. It's no surprise then that we really like Foosball Barbie. More » -
#tomography
CT Scanner Bares Apple Notebook, PS3, and Big Mac to Their Core
Satre Stuelke seems to have three passions: McDonald's fast food, toys, and gadgets—specially the GE 4-slice medical research scanner he uses to create these stunning images and videos at Cornell University's Biomedical Imaging Centre: More » -
#happybirthday
Barbie, Star of Barbie Commodore 64 Game, Turns 50 Today
The blonde bombshell known for her appearance in "Barbie," the self-titled 1985 C64 game, turned 50 today. Some allege that Barbie is popular for reasons other than C64 compatibility, but we're not so sure. [Allure] -
#toys
Star Trek Barbie Dolls Still Have No Nipples
Yes, beautiful people, Star Trek Barbie dolls. "Captain Kirk" (who could have never survived that jump, but whatever), Spock, and Lieutenant Yummy Hot Pants. I mean, Uhura. New faces, same irresistible naffness. More » -
#barbie
Barbie Digital Fingernail Printer Makes Girls Superficial AND Lazy
OK, who here told the Barbie people about thermal printer technology? More » -
#nsfwrobosex
Robot Porn Film Is Industrialpunkish Kama Sutra (NSFW)
Underwire's Annaliza Savage has published an intriguing video on The Sex Life of Robots, which shows animated bots made out of modified Barbie dolls and G.I. Joes doing naughty naughty things in gritty robot land. -
#fakemodo
Fake Chinese Barbie Phone Better Than the Real Thing
You know what's fun? When Chinese fakes actually turn out to be more useful (and would possibly sell better) than the real product. Case in point: This cellphone designed to look like Mattel's Barbie B2 mp3 player. More » -
#essay
Dear Iran: Barbie Ain't So Bad, But Robot Vacs Are Evil
This week, Iran told Barbie, "We have to talk." It's not an all-out Dear John situation, but the blonde dolly may need to tread lightly in the country. She's not the only one: Spider-Man, Batman and Harry Potter are already on the clerical watch list. Yep, the country that brought you carpets, backgammon, ethanol, windmills and carrots—one that until the Islamic Revolution in 1979 was the most progressive state in the Islamic world—is considering a Barbie Ban. When I saw that, I wondered what other products had been branded off limits, and which gadgets were left for the Barbie-less boys and girls to play with. Turns out, the mullahs might not have their priorities straight. More » -
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#agrade
Student Makes Barbie an Electric Chair for Science Fair Project
Middle school student Jessyratfink (not her real name) came up with an innovative &mdash and utterly brazilliant &mdash project for her science fair: an electric chair for Barbie. You can find out just how she did it on the Instructables website, but there's a small gallery below of her handiwork. More » -
#snobkids
BarbieGirls MP3 Player Unlocks Chat Rooms, Content, Peer Pressure
These BarbieGirls MP3 players are bizarre for more than their creepy doll shape: Apparently they are designed to teach your kids about exclusion and peer pressure. When you plug the $59.99 device into the included dock, they unlock exclusive content and chat rooms that only other kids with dolls can access, making them a My-First-Country-Club gadget as well as a portable music device. And yes, it gets even worse. More »



