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more about #bat more comments → Nick: homer has no respect for your silly holes more » relawson: I can't remember what it was called, but someone brought a bat to school PE period one day that had water or some kind of liquid inside that would flo... more » wingbatwu: How about a wing shaped bat? more » Nick: it's an a-bomb . . . from a-rod more » Hello Mister Walrus: I actually think this might work, though it would be mostly due to weight distribution. Imagine trying to hit a golf ball with a baseball bat. It will... more » The Real 31: They used the same design to make a lacrosse stick, everyone just laughed. Nobody is using that crap. more » Lokno: Yeah, I agree. That's for the truck of your town car. more » bonniegrrl: *lights bat-shaped Halloween candle* more » Purple Dave: I imagine a day, 10,000 years from now, when this is the only evidence archaeologists will find that our culture existed, and they shall be heard to u... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Don't be sad. Laika will keep Spacebat company so he's not alone... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Adam West should read the eulogy... more » nutbastard: he probably did it on a dare to get into a fraternity. his bros didn't think he was gonna do it. which is what i want on my tombstone. more » Kaiser-Machead: Maybe one day, when aliens land on this planet, they can pay tribute to that one hapless soul that got crushed by their landing gear and clung to the ... more » HoboZero: Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most [choke] human. more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: Thank you all. I know I am missed. But at least I'm in your hearts, and your hearts will go on. more » -
#speedholes
Baseball Players Would Never Use the Performance-Enhancing Reebok Vector O Bat
In America's pastime, where honor and fair competition reign and unfair advantages are never tolerated, there is no place for the "aerodynamic" Reebok Vector O baseball bat. After all, ballplayers would do anything to avoid besmirching their sport! More » -
#spacebat
"Spacebat Tribute" Video Will Make You Cry Like "We Are the World"
I just wanted to hug you one last time, you little furry space hero you! -
#spaceeulogies
Shuttle-Riding Bat Dies The Most Glorious Death Imaginable
On a cool spring eve, March 15th, 2009, a bat, crippled and wistful, clung to the Space Shuttle Discovery as it was thrust toward the great beyond. Goodbye and godspeed, my magnificent Spacebat. More »
