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more about #bear more comments → RoboticSpacePenguin: I had to pay for a replacement when I left my phone on top of the rental car. I should have told them there was a bear up there who needed to get onl... more » Voyou_Charmant: I see Stephen Colbert buying her a new iPhone within a day or so. #iphonebearattack more » Master Update Exception: I wonder if the Apple Geniuses would have been singing a different tune if Kris would have been traipsing through Central Asia and used her phone to p... more » weatherman: Why should the Geniuses care a whit about her story? If she has accidental damage coverage, it's covered regardless. If she doesn't, it's not. Simple ... more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm. Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad. Homer: Thank you, dear. Lisa: By yo... more » rasprenkle: Just imagine that thing in operation, covered in blood coming to scoop you up like a demonic care bear from hell. more » Hello Mister Walrus: Shouldn't this robot have some kind of box to put the soldier in? You know, so people don't shoot him when he's being carried around in the open? more » Bertone77: The soldier; who survived mustard gas and pepper spray, is now a seasoned veteran. more » Curves: Anything that saves lives is good, and thos looks to be aimed to do that. A shout out to the carbon based battlefield medics: You guys are Heroes e... more » OCEntertainment: Soldier: "AAAAhhhhh!!! It hurrrts!!! I got a booo-boooo!!!" Care BEAR: "There there. There there. Here, have a lolli." Soldier: "Yaaaaay!!!" Care BEAR... more » Pope John Peeps II: Awww isn't that sweet? That robot is taking that poor soldier home, where it will revert to "rape mode" and make sweet love to him with 500 pounds of ... more » Dayburner: How bout this. Give it a gun and let me remote control it with a mouse and keyboard from my living room. With the money the defense department waste a... more » djheath: How does it lift people if their legs have been blown off? more » Sticks Calhoun: It might be able to get YOU out of Shoney's, but even its 500lb capacity will be unable to extract most of the rest of the patrons. more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Is there a pair of matching slippers as well? Sometimes my, er.. I mean sometimes people get cold feet too. more » -
#iphone
Apple Won't Replace Heroic, Bear-Distracting iPhone
Poor Kris Rowley. She gets chased by a bear, sacrifices her iPhone to escape, returns days later (armed with a baseball bat) to find her iPhone all chewed up, and now Apple Geniuses don't believe her story. More » -
#imagecache
Care BEAR
We've written about the Battlefield Extraction-Assist Robot before, but this shot from Newsweek's "Weapons Porn" gallery was just too tempting. The BEAR lifts 500lbs—enough to get a wounded soldier off a battlefield, or me out of a Shoney's.[Newsweek] -
#usb
Stuffed Animal USB Hand Warmers Quickly Brand You as "Office Weirdo"
If you feel like your coworkers just don't ostracize you enough, these fuzzy bear and rabbit USB hand warmers are sure to do the trick. "Why does that guy have his hands jammed into a stuffed animal's esophagus?" they'll ask. More » -
#robots
Battlefield Extraction-Assist Robot Is a Real Care BEAR
Sure, the BEAR robot is a bit terrifying to look at, but one day, after you discover the pipe bomb your estranged wife left in the mailbox, this automaton could very well save your life. More » -
#netbooks
Bandai RilakKuma Finally Achieves Maximum Netbook Adorability
It can be hard to tell the legions of identical netbooks apart, but this Bandai RilakKuma will never have that problem, because it's the cutest Atom-based piece of hardware we've ever seen. More » -
#camping
Bear Sleeping Bag: Getting Mauled To Death Might Be a Better Option
A bear-shaped sleeping bag might protect you from being mauled, but you have to ask yourself: would I rather be mauled by a bear or violated by one? Think about it. More » -
#usbteddybeardrive
Headless Teddy Bear USB Drive Combines Kiddy Nightmares, Storage in One
Ages ago we showed you a DIY version, but now the removable-head Teddy Bear USB drive is a real product, ready to trigger-off those childhood nightmares all over again. The little guy is around 3 x 3.75 inches, is USB 2.0, stores 1GB inside its teddy guts, and costs $17. Not much else to say. [Geekalerts] -
