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more about #beds Deckard: She does food too. Mmmm...burger. more » alowishus wants to run a Saab Sonett III at LeMons: "You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!" more » madog: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." more » Skid-Vicious: It is like a sequence, first you find a girl in a geeky bed, then you talk, then you do it, then you wait and last, you get twins. (ugly kids) more » madog: "Boy, it's lucky you have these compartments." "I use them for smuggling. I never thought I'd be smuggling myself in them. This is ridiculous." more » Skid-Vicious: That bed turn me down. I couldn't have sex in there. more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: "I've got a bad feeling about this." more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: "Don't worry, she'll hold together. You hear me baby, hold together." more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: "She's the fasted hunk of junk in the Galaxy." more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: "Would it help if I got out and pushed?" "It might!" more » njdevil: "Great shot kid, now don't get cocky" more » Hamslicer: That must be his sister. more » Sticks Calhoun: I made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. My wife was less than pleased. more » lostarchitect: An Ewok and Jar Jar? Really? more » Curves: Why is that girl dressed like Elvis? more » weatherman: Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you? more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Each morning when I am jarred out of a sound sleep I struggle with the choice of just hitting the snooze button or slamming my enraged fist against my... more » Bokusatsu_Tenshi: This is halfway my dream alarm clock. Because my dream alarm clock, besides having magical abilities of finding out the best moment to ... will also g... more » Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: Not quite good enough for me yet. I need a 400lb coffee making gorilla with a football helmet on to pick me up out of bed and throw me out the door i... more » Raw_fishFood: And you know what? Even if my bed was an alarm clock, I still wouldn't be able to get up in the morning. more » -
#beds
Hyperspace Dreams
Things one should not say while engaged in romantic duties in a Millennium Falcon bed: "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself." More » -
#alarmclocks
An Alarm Clock the Size of Your Bed
This is exactly what I need: A bed with integrated alarm clock, so I can check the time by passing my fingers over it. OK, not true: What I need is a hammock on a beach and no clocks whatsoever. More » -
#retromodo
The Post Where I Turn an Old Transforming Sofabed Into a Crime Scene
Detective's Notebook, November 15: It was raining. The mother? Crying. Timmy, the son, and friend Jimmy turned in at 11. Timmy said he went to bed on a bunk, woke up on a couch. I think I know what happened. More » -
#beds
Vertical Bed Includes Sunglasses To Complete The Pretense That You're Awake
It vaguely reminds me of someone painting eyeballs onto their eyelids to feign wakefulness, but I kinda almost want a Vertical Bed. It's intended to help you catch a few extra zzZZZ's on your daily commute while looking dorky. More » -
#beds
Hollandia Sphere Bed Comes With Obligatory Champagne Cooler
Red velvet, check. Mechanized base, check. Built-in massage, check. Covered LED canopy lights, check. 32-inch LCD television, check. Vanity mirror, check. Frikkin' kickass champagne cooler? CHECK. Here I give you the Hollandia International Sphere Bed. More » -
#beds
Computer-Controlled Air Compressor Alarm Clock Pounds Your Head Into Consciousness
The inventor of this head-pounding "alarm clock" is admittedly a bit quirky ("Hi Mom!" cliche, check!), but I'll be damned if I don't give him kudos for inventing the most violent, aggressive alarm clock I've ever seen. More » -
#pillows
The Pillow Blanket Concept
Perhaps we should rethink our blankets and sleep with something extra comfortable—like this blanket constructed entirely out of pillows. More » -
#sleep
Finally, I've Found the Bed Of My Dreams
If my girl can't appreciate sleeping in the hollowed out arc of a real Boeing 747 engine nacelle (fine Italian satin apparently included!), I don't want her in my life. [Motoart via OhGizmo] -
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#jealous
Kidtropolis' Magic Indoor Treehouse Bedroom
I'm not sure who is getting the Magic Treehouse Bedroom that is currently being constructed by the craftsman at Kidtropolis, but I'm jealous. When I was a kid, I didn't have any fancy indoor treehouse to sleep in—just a cot and some newspaper. Still, I am not too bitter to recognize the artistry that goes into making a custom bedroom of this caliber. Just don't let your kids see it—unless you have a lot of money to burn that is. [Kidtropolis via WIred GeekDad] -
#sexy
The Sphere Bed is For Lovers
Welcome to my pad, sexy. Thanks so much for paying for the cab; I must have spent all of my money on Appletinis without realizing it. You understand, you hot, fab thing. Oh, this? It's my bed, I assume you just love it. As you can see, it's got a 32-inch LCD TV built into its sexy red frame, perfect for watching TV while we make the hottest love you've ever made in your life. And that's not all, gorgeous! More » -
#inventions
Selfy the Easy Bed Makes Itself for You
Attention, lazy, lazy people! Say hello to Selfy the Easy Bed. Yes, that's the name of the product. It's a bed that makes itself in the morning, using a couple of rails that hold onto the sheets to lift and tuck everything in, giving you a neat bed to crawl into at the end of the day. Sure, it was invented for the sick and infirm, but I think your laziness could qualify as a sickness if you're really looking to justify this thing. Also, did I mention it's called Selfy the Easy Bed? [USA Today via Oh Gizmo!] -
#beds
Bedup Saves Space by Storing Your Bed in the Ceiling
Useful for Austin Powers wannabes living in tiny apartments is the BedUp: a bed that retracts into the ceiling. Saving you up to 30 square feet, the bed slides up when you're not using it and can even have lighting integrated into its underside— so much more 21st Century than the flip-up closet Murphy beds. More info after the gallery of example installations. More »
