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more about #bikini more comments → Wburg: Is it water proof? That ad kind of suggests that it is. Maybe. more » something_unique_and_descriptive: While I'll agree that the Zune 30 is probably a bit bulky and the tan-lines too distinct (though not outright impossible), I must call you on the "Nob... more » theoldwolf: Hey now, don't dis my trusty Zune 30. I love that thing so much that it's keeping me from buying a Zune HD. At least until a 64 GB version comes out. more » The Dude: Why are we focussing on what is wrong with this photograph? ...I mean, there are just sooo many more things that are right about this ;) more » maven2k: Okay, I have had a Zune 30, and now I have an HD, but my question is, how in the heck do you know it's a Zune just from this pic? Oh shit, nevermind,... more » Jayroc44: ZUNE 30 rocks I still use mine and from what I hear it's the toughest one out there ! stack it up against I-Pod 1st thru 5th gen it beats them all ! more » silverdee: The Zune 30, though design-wise dated, is still my main choice of music devices. Mine has fallen to the ground more than a redhead in St Patty's day a... more » hjuliao: What's wrong with a Zune 30? this would absolutely would not be too heavy . Keep in mind that she's sun bathing, laying on her back. You're one of th... more » OMG! Ponies!: Dan, You're a goddamn chauvinist pig. Did it ever occur to you that this woman may have modded her Zune 30, replacing the drive with a 240GB HDD, an... more » Sticks Calhoun: What I want to know is what the hell happened to her left hand. From how it's posed, you should be able to see her hand (specificlly her thumb) grippi... more » njdevil: That's a really weird shaped pool. It's like they wanted a pool that's deeper at one end but they didn't quite understand gravity more » Bokusatsu_Tenshi: Meh, I hate pics with severed heads. Just asking for a protest from feminist extremist groups about objectifying women body. more » Invisiblemoose: I love my Zune 30. Sounds really great, and looks and feels nice -- quality. So Dan... what'd you do with the Wootoff post? :P more » Hearthatvoiceagain: Not if she had been laying down tanning, which is obviously implied (by the tan). Of course if she were laying down, why would she need to tuck it int... more » EBone: The Force was NOT strong with this one... #starwars more » -
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Misleading Photography: A Zune 30 Is Far Too Heavy for That Bikini
First problem with this photo: That Zune-tan is way too severe, implying weeks of sedentary tanning. Second problem: Nobody keeps gadgets in their bikini bottoms (well, almost nobody). Third problem: A Zune 30? [Fubiz via Fake Steve] -
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These Are the Bikini Princess Leias You Are Looking For (Updated)
Did you know Princess Leia had a twin sister? And that they sunbathed on Jabba barge's deck, half-naked and oily under the torrid light of Tatooine's twin suns? Neither did I. [Update: ANTHR CLEERER PICTRR AFTRR JMP] More » -
#bikini
Water Soluble Bikini Really Works, Is Still A Cruel Prank
Remember the water soluble bikini? We didn't test it out on our Jesus after all, but we did find some videos showing just how well it works. (Don't worry, the NSFW version is hidden behind a link.) More » -
#music
Humanthesizer Performance Relies on 15 Bikini-Clad Ladies
Electronic musician/producer Calvin Harris recreated his newest single, "Ready for the Weekend," by using conductive ink painted on the hands of 15 girls in bikinis. We, of course, post it in the interest of sharing this cool ink technology. More » -
#pranks
Water Soluble Bikini Is One Cruel Prank
Here's something I wish I had found before half our staff flew off on a surfing trip: a water soluble bikini. More » -
#photo
What Do You Think She's Listening To?
I think she's going to get sand stuck in that thing. More » -
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#flotationdevices
Inflatable Bikini Life Jacket Harnesses The Life-Saving Power of Boobs
The "Bay Watch" bikini life jacket concept is brilliant on three levels: It can help save lives, it is much more attractive to wear than traditional life jackets and your likelihood of being saved by a male lifeguard in the area probably increases ten-fold when you are wearing it. Plus, it looks as though there is some additional padding in the rear to achieve J-Lo levels of buoyancy. Again, it is only a concept at this point, but it certainly has mounds of potential. [Bernstrand&Co. via Made in England]


