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more about #blinds more comments → Odin: It is ridiculous. Tragic deaths or not, 8 in ten years is a ridiculously low statistic. Yes I'm reducing human lives to a statistic but so is this rec... more » MrEvil: I hate to sound like an ass. I really don't want to. But seriously all this crap that can supposedly murder your children didn't even come close to ... more » AmishJohn: It doesn't stop with children & blinds, either... more » B3ND3R: "Any loop is the enemy of children." Item #2 on the list - Fruit Loops. more » NorwoodIsMyHero: So if loops are the enemies of children, can I no longer use VBA for my Excel Macros? /facepalms self more » Die Fledermaus: Oh great not only am I out of the loop there are babies who are more in the loop then I am. So are there any loop holes in this recall? Its taken 10 ... more » PaddyDugan: What kills more kids than anything? Cars. Recall! more » davisr: Kids can also die from eating Legos. Or money. more » SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!: "Think about the children" The world is a hazardous place. more » Bokusatsu_Tenshi: This. more » spannu: "Any loop is the enemy of children." That's not true! That's impossible! more » OMG_changed_my_name!: PSA: YOUR HOUSE IS POSSESSED AND WANTS TO MURDER YOUR CHILDREN!!! more » AmishJohn: I knew we were gonna get hit with David Carradine backlash eventually... more » Nathan Obbards: When did we forget Darwin? more » PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:: It would be easier to just recall all babies instead of all the products that could potentially harm them. more » -
#broken
50 Million Window Blinds Recalled After a Decade of Strangling Children
Your TV is trying to kill your children. Your DVD player is trying to kill your children. Your robot lawnmower is trying to kill your children. And now, your blinds—your soft roman blinds!—are trying to kill your children.
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#design
These Window Blinds Are Better than Most Views
I like this idea very much: Instead of normal blinds to hide horrible views—and make horrible interiors—use one of these Better Views roller blinds. You can get night cityscapes showing Paris, Tokyo, Helsinki, and Stockholm. More »
