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more about #brando more comments → No.humor: And who doesn't enjoy a good McMassage or a Quarter-Massager? more » cmanptown02: 12 bucks and you don't even get cheese??? more » Kaiser-Machead: And the pentagram painted onto the bun is for good luck. more » FriarNurgle: I thought these things were powered by the pure smug energy emanating from the user. more » OMG! Ponies!: Here's what puzzles me: Way back in the late 80's and early 90's, when cellphones were car phones, when you got a car phone installed, they would wir... more » Kayonesoft: Who doesn't already use their cellphone as a flashlight? more » FriarNurgle: Awesome! Now I can see the emptiness that is my wallet in the dark of night, the cold dark lonely night. more » Noobs-R-Us: Huh? Does this stream or does it play? Streaming requires no HD. The fact that this paller has a HD means that it can play media and is hense, a media... more » I Party With Smoot: And let's not forget that Brando's got electrolytes... more » dambo29: Rosa kicks butt!: Wondering why the fugly form factor? They could've made the HDD load parallel to the unit instead of perpendicular to it. Just seems like it will ta... more » GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid: Needs some thermite/det-cord to destroy the drive when the RIAA-MP's come a knocking and/or True-Crypt decryption support. From what I understand, as... more » Titelheld: real player... kinda spoils it. more » NurseDave: Giz interview questions: Can you surf the web? Ummm, wanna beer? more » frigg: It's a good idea, but $14 sounds like it's too cheap to be good. $14 doesn't buy a lot of microphone. more » robinandtami: It would be great for identifying music with Shazam too, although I am surprised at how sensitive the mic can be for that. It even worked for me one n... more » -
#peripherals
USB Heated Burger Massager Cures Its Own Induced Stomach Ache
I prefer a rub down with the real thing, myself, but this $12 plastic USB burger massager, with heat, will have to do until my next quarter cow is delivered. From Brando, natch. [Brando] -
#bluetooth
Solar Bluetooth Headset Can Standby Forever
The tiny solar panel on this Bluetooth headset won't recharge the device as quickly as USB power, but the sun's rays can keep the headset waiting for your next call indefinitely. More » -
#leds
Sorry Visa, Our Credit Cards Have Light Bulbs Now
Carrying a lightbulb around in your pocket has always led to precariously sharp pocket lint. Or worse. Or worser. More » -
#hometheater
Brando Tells Apple TV to Suck on this HD Media Player
Seamless white boxes? Pfft. Brando doesn't need any of white plastic's pomp and circumstance. Instead, their Darwinian hard drive dock gets another upgrade. Now it's an HD media player. More » -
#sunpoweredfun
USB Chocolate Popsicle Flash Drive
Brando, how kind of you to deliver us a chocolate popsicle shaped USB drive to stave off the summer heat. For sure, children are going to choke on this. [Brando via Giz.jp] -
#microphone
External iPhone Mic Supposedly Gets 10x Better Audio 'Reception'
Brando's claiming 10x better audio reception on this external, swivelable iPhone microphone. Even if it doesn't get 10x better reception, it should get 2x better reception, which is worth $14 for most people. [Brando via Dvice] -
#vacuumtubes
Glowing Vacuum Tube Is Actually a USB Sound Card
From the vaults of Brando comes this retro glowing vacuum tube that's actually a little USB sound card. More » -
#brando
Brando Camera Action Mount Is One Step Above Duct Tape
If you're going to haphazardly strap a camera to your handlebars, helmet, rear-view mirror or belt buckle, you may as well do it right. More » -
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#brando
Why Is Brando Selling Obama's Face on a @%$#&*% KFC Bucket?!
I'm really, REALLY not understanding why Brando, purveyor of all things strange and gadgety, is selling a tissue holder looking like a certain fried chicken bucket— WITH OBAMA'S FACE on it. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! More » -
#usb
Solar Charging Hub: Harnessing The Power Of The Sun For Your USB Needs
This may not be the most attractive USB hub, but it's only $20 and it uses the power of the sun to charge your mobile phone and USB gadgetry. More » -
#peripherals
Wireless Keyboard Combines Multitouch Trackpad with Number Pad
This wireless keyboard cleverly combines a multitouch trackpad with a ten-key number pad, saving space while adding functionality. It's available now for $69. [Brando via CrunchGear] -
#harddrives
Adapter Turns Any Hard Drive Into An HD Player For Your TV
There are a lot of cool docks coming out for hard drives these days, and the latest from Brando is no exception. In fact, it takes things a step further by delivering 1080i video directly to your TV. More » -
#accessories
This Is Low, Brando...Even For You
We have a love hate relationship with weird gadget retailer Brando—mostly love. But this USB Mini Netbook Cooling Pad + 3-Port Hub + 2.5" HDD Dock is beyond horrible. More » -
#mp3players
Trendwatch: Cow-Shaped MP3 Players Are the Next Big Thing
We never would've guessed it, but bovine audio players are apparently a genuine trend. Brando's newest piece of gadget fluff, a cow-shaped, 4GB, screenless mp3 player, continues the fad. More » -
#flashdrives
EagleTec Nano 4/8GB Flash Drive is Pri-Tay, Pri-Tay Small
I used to want a Super Talent Pico flash drive, but now I want an EagleTec Nano. Even though they take a few steps back on the metric naming scale, this thing is small. More » -
#peripherals
Rubik's Cube Card Reader Will Only Make You Look Smarter
Of course, it's not an officially licensed real Rubik's Cube (unless you're looking at the easiest Rubik's Cube in history), but Brando's "270˘X x 270 X Card Reader" comes close enough. More » -
#brando
Progress On the March: Brando's SATA Hard Drive Dock Now Has Speakers
Onwards and upwards with Brando—is there any other way? Now in it's 162nd iteration, their handy SATA hard disk dock has speakers. Excelsior! More » -
#gaming
PSP Cobra Stand, Or The Falconer 2020
Any layman can "use" a piece of electronics. But it takes a real technophile to bond with the device, like a falcon, or better still, a cobra. More » -
#accessories
Brando Rota-Rota Hub Addresses Your USB, Thermometric Needs
The latest creation from the industry leader in extremely unlikely gadgets, Brando's Rota-Rota USB hub combines three swiveling USB ports, readers for most flash memory formats (sorry, CF) and, uhh, two thermometers? More » -
#usb
AC Adapter Powers Five USB Ports, Globally
This AC adapter from Brando is pretty nifty. Not only can it power five USB devices, the adapter can also be used worldwide. More »
