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more about #bread dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!: It was a bird from the future! He's here to save us from ourselves. #lhcbaguetteincident more » Navin R Johnson: There are several theories that suggest that time travel is impossible because every time a time machine is invented people go to the past and mess so... more » dambo29: floating in space: Ooooops! #RosaRocks more » 3doog: slashgear said it overheated from 1.9K to 8 K, OVERHEAT? that's -265.15 celsius, that's no overheat! more » gregjc18: If nature hates the higgs boson, then cant we just trick the universe into thinking we have no real desire to discover it? Theres a reason lots of sc... more » crapcakes: LHC's only weakness... #lhcbaguetteincident more » DustyButt™: What they didn't tell you was how big the bird was! #lhcbaguetteincident more » Illundiel: interestingly enough. and there might have been a story on giz about it, but 2 scientists theorized that bad luck caused by the "god particle" and a c... more » --Core--: Your shitting me right? This.. multimillion or billion dollar machine was shut down by bread? #lhcbaguetteincident more » crapcakes: That's all it took? Bread?! Did it fall into a small, thermal exhaust port, no bigger than 2 meters wide? #lhcbaguetteincident more » daqman: I work at a Department of Energy accelerator in the US. One day the power went out and the electrical experts investigated. Inside the megawatt transf... more » Striderg23: God's way of telling them not to play God? #lhcbaguetteincident more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: The sky was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli! I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast ... more » jmcm: Has anyone read the article from the NYT about how two physicists wrote an article about how the higgs boson is so unstable it may be sabotaging the L... more » ripfire: Hey have you heard the word... about the bird... #lhcbaguetteincident more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: I understand that bird had a lot of practice, bulls-eying womprats back home.. #lhcbaguetteincident more » AmphetamineCrown: Piece of bread my ass. It was a junior mint. Anyone check the gallery for observers? #lhcbaguetteincident more » Bokusatsu_Tenshi: You know, I'm starting to wonder if ultimately the human race will be destroyed because of bird droppings... #lhcbaguetteincident more » eatamez2: I did a scientific study, and when I put bread on my girlfriends face when she's asleep, she overheats as well. So I will allow it. #lhcbaguetteincident more » Molbork: Man, I love hearing this. As a physicist I find it fascinating that this beautiful machine hasn't started up yet. What's even more interesting is a ... more » -
#lhc
Large Hadron Collider Overheats Due To Dropped Chunk Of Bread
Yesterday the Large Hadron Collider overheated, but it wasn't because of a software error or terrorism. It was because a bird dropped a piece of bread onto some outdoor equipment. More » -
#kitchen
Armadillo Breadbox: Neat Enough to Post a Breadbox on Giz
I was a generation or two too late for breadboxes, and looking at this particular breadbox, I realize that's just a shame. -
#peripherals
Rest Your Wrists on Delicious Processed Grain Product
I know what you're thinking right now. Everything's going alright, except for your damn mouse wrist. It's fatigued from browsing Gizmodo. If only you could rest it on a plump slice of Wonder Bread... -
#japan
Japanese Bread in a Can
On top of corn chowder, and panties, add canned bread to the list of unusual vending machine ammunition. Looks kind of good, and I'm assuming this comes out heated like the cans of tea and coffee. [Core77] -
