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more about #breakfast Ozzie's Secret Code Name: MisterWho: The only math I want to eat is pi! more » Kaiser-Machead: Morning math is evil. more » lukekirstein003: That would be a horrible thing to do on a Saturday morning. I'm supposed to be sleeping in, and if anything, I definitely don't want to be calculating... more » rjp: This is my rebuttal: Now that's breakfast with a twist! more » k2backhoe: This goes well with my Klein bottle of OJ more » Johnny69Mac: Don't play with your food! more » Alfisted: Looks like it would tie my stomach in knots. more » Dacker: Drat! I finished a bagel immediately before I came to the keyboard. Keyboards and cream cheese don't like each other very much.... more » BobotheTeddy: A bagel? A pretzel? A bazel! more » Turkieshooter: Now all we need is a toaster with a Mobius strip shaped slot for our Mobius strip bagles and were set! more » PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:: Mmm nothing like a bagel with cream cheese and sharpie on a Saturday morning. more » Bos'un's Mate: Sorry guys, but I'm sticking with the classic Rube Goldberg breakfast of three (count 'em) Ice Cream Sundaes. more » ZanderCachifa: At least it doesn't shoot you. more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: No bacon. No win. Better luck next time Yuri.. more » Nick: i still only recognize the one from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. that one had a live chicken. more » Bokusatsu_Tenshi: Bland watery coffee and scrambled eggs all messed up, with no seasoning and leaving the kitchen all dirty... now we need overdone bacon, and it's the ... more » Platypus Man: The Family Guy one was pretty good... [www.hulu.com] (I couldn't get Hulu to embed...) My apologies to those of you outside the US, but no one else re... more » QuarterToTomorrow: For fuck's sake, it's "omelette"! That's probably one of the most retarded American spelling idiosyncrasies. more » TeagueNoppa: OMG! Ponies! That's not a very Kosher thing to say Mr. Phonies. more » FooSchnickens - Full of SCAR: This video instantly fails for not having Danny Elfman playing in the background. more » -
#breakfast
Have Some Math With Your Breakfast
Here's a little breakfast trick that'll blow your foggy post-Friday-night mind. If you cut a bagel just right, you can spread your cream cheese across the smooth curves of a Mobius strip. More » -
#rubegoldberg
The Ultimate Breakfast Machine Is Complete!
Earlier this month, designer Yuri Suzuki called for help to create a Pee Wee Hermanesque breakfast machine. Now, the heavenly contraption is done. Here's a rundown of the machine (not in English, but eggs and toast are pretty universal): More » -
#rubegoldberg
Designer Wants Your Help To Build a Rube Goldberg Breakfast Machine
Starting today, Japanese designer Yuri Suzuki will be soliciting help from visitors to the Platform21 show in Amsterdam to develop a working Rube Goldberg breakfast machine. More » -
#alarmclocks
Wake Up Alarm Ends Your Slumber With a Well-Rounded Breakfast
Some French designers have created an alarm clock that changes the alarm clock dynamic in an interesting new way. Now, instead of slamming down on the snooze button, you'll get a handful of OJ. More » -
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#gadgets
Breakfast Bike Tray Spells Death Wish
Eating while driving is inadvisable, but at least you have a bunch of "car" between you and the thing you hit. Not so when you're on a bicycle, which is why this BreakFast tray—which holds your breakfast AND has a slot for a cup—is probably a bad idea. Sure, if you can manage to balance yourself, pedal, chew and read a newspaper at the same time, then you might not kill yourself while using this BreakFast tray. But if you're like any of the bike riders we've seen around Giz HQ, you're just asking for a free ambulance ride (that you actually have to pay for later). [Produktdesign via Wired via Dvice]
