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more about #briefcase The5thElephant: Assuming this is a metal suitcase, you could cook all of the sausages simultaneously by just tossing it on a fire. I think I know what I want for Han... more » redman042: Is that how Germans pack their lunch? more » Nathan Obbards: All it's missing is some baconnaise. more » Debonair: I can see it now: Today a journalist was shot dead when he attempted to board a plane with what appeared to be many different types and sizes of expl... more » dfp3050: sooo disgusting, yet sooo delicious. more » jdunns4: is that a tool box with meat literally shoved into it? if so, there's a sexual metaphor there somewhere.... more » kuipo001: Step 1. Cut a hole in the briefcase... Step 2. Put your sausage in the briefcase... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: The TSA would confiscate this immediately on the grounds that it's too tasty to be allowed on a plane. more » nutbastard: Dammit, i lost my porque wrench. more » Covertghost: I can't help but notice That suitcase seems devoid of refridgeration. Gross slimy sausage briefcase more » BergenCountyJC can't beat MW2: My stomach just gurgled more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: What, like we don't have enough sausage around here already?? more » Kaiser-Machead: Hey Bob, pass the pork wrench. more » Hearthatvoiceagain: so I'm guessing that this is a toolcase with the tools replaced with pork products, the question is why? more » Lazzzara: It's more of a toolbox than a briefcase /: more » not_a_virus.exe.vbs: How about the sausage in my pants? more » Alfisted: Just the thing for your next sausage party more » UGAdawg: I'm not moooved. more » lostarchitect: I feel like I can smell the deilciousness through the interwebs. more » Xagest: I'm not so sure you'll get through airport security with that one... more » -
#food
Sausage Briefcase: For the Well-Prepared Traveller
When I'm traveling, I always carry snacks. Airplane food is so gross and overpriced! Specifically, I keep a Wurstkoffer on hand. It holds 19 different types of sausage and all of my hopes and dreams. [Radman via LTG] -
#toys
Briefcase-Contained Model Train Set Makes You Look Like a Businessman When You Clearly Are Not
I want a briefcase-contained model train set not because I'm into trains, but because I want to open it on an airplane tray table and see people's reactions. Unfortunately, it's $1,500. [PaulSmith via Awesomer] -
#worstmodo
'Casetation' Mod Is Defeated By Me Putting PS2 In Bag, Attaching It to Bigger TV
Recently, I defeated my arch nemesis, the $250 briefcase-bound Casetation 2. It took a $99 PS2 (super power: price cuts), duffel bag, and connecting to any TV, because they're everywhere. $151 left over. Flawless Victory. More » -
#crimelab
NEC Creates Mobile DNA Lab, Baby Daddies Run in Horror
Maybe we've been watching too many CSI reruns, but NEC's mobile DNA lab looks awesome. Not only does it bring portability to DNA analysis, but it even improves upon the typical versions. To complete its barrage of tests takes about 25-minutes &mdash and, by comparison, a typical DNA lab would take an entire day. NEC achieved this by significantly decreasing the time it takes to heat and cool the DNA sample during PCR amplification. And just think, if this thing takes off, the old "Lets send this back to the boys at the lab" line could finally be laid to rest. [Pink Tentacle] -
