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more about #burgers more comments → No.humor: And who doesn't enjoy a good McMassage or a Quarter-Massager? more » cmanptown02: 12 bucks and you don't even get cheese??? more » Kaiser-Machead: And the pentagram painted onto the bun is for good luck. more » Slyd3z: If we can have a Robot Chicken, then why not? #bioniccow more » StupidSimple: Cowborgs! Who would have known they will be the ones to assimilate us! #bioniccow more » RoboBagins: Damnit. I know have to have beef for dinner. #bioniccow more » 89macrunner: hahaha this makes no sense..why didnt they just make veal parm for dinner? #bioniccow more » EBone: Sounds like it was a teaching project for CSU. A delicious teaching project. Remember, the cuter the animal, the more delicious! #bioniccow more » blehh: When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University! #bioniccow more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him stronger, better, faster... #bioniccow more » Pessimippopotamus: I get their cheese burger 4 nuggets and a small drink for $3.25. Then I realize that it's not enough food and get another thing of nuggets. more » Odin: Shame that cheese looks like that yellow plastic Americans call cheese. A good burger deserves cheddar at the very minimum. Something like that cries ... more » ReconToaster misses garnett :(: WENDY'S FTW!!! more » Gary_7vn: Am I the only who likes McDonald's coffee, especially the temperature and the price? more » Gary_7vn: Here's the good news. Our bodies break the stuff that we eat down into it's constituent parts, the body does not know or care if the dead cow parts th... more » -
#peripherals
USB Heated Burger Massager Cures Its Own Induced Stomach Ache
I prefer a rub down with the real thing, myself, but this $12 plastic USB burger massager, with heat, will have to do until my next quarter cow is delivered. From Brando, natch. [Brando] -
#burgers
Calf Gets Prosthetic Limbs, Presumably So it Can Spend a Few Months Getting More Delicious
Nancy Dickenson and her stepdaughter Martha found a calf with severe frostbite on its hind legs. So of course, they spent thousands of dollars getting it outfitted with prosthetic legs. More » -
#fastfood
How to Order at McDonald's Without Killing Your Body
McDonald's: not a place you should eat if you are trying to be healthy. But if you must eat there, there are definitely some better choices on the menu than others. More » -
#shackstack
If This Cheeseburger Were Sold in a Can, I'd Buy a Pallet of Them
Look, the original Cheeseburger in a Can was super gross. But if it was possible to put the epic Shack Stack in a can? I would eat it every single day. More » -
#worstmodo
Cheeseburger Vacuum Sucks Up Desktop Dirt, Crumbs, Your Dignity
A cheeseburger-shaped mini-vacuum for your dirty desktop? Sure, why the hell not? More » -
#usbdrives
Brando's Chicken, Pork, Pizza and Watermelon USB Drives Are Phenomenally Delicious
It's been a while since Solid Alliance charmed us with their food-shaped USB drives, but Brando's shot back with edible-looking disks of their own. At our count, there's chicken, hot wings, a slab of pork, a pizza slice, a burger, a watermelon slice, a strawberry, cookies and biscuits—all lifelike enough that your kid would accidentally put it in his mouth. Best of all, these hold 4GB worth of junk and cost only $28. Has anyone made a bacon USB drive yet? Huge gallery after the jump. More » -
