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more about #butter more comments → macpatrik: I thinks it going to be interesting to see Kristie Alley eat a bridge. more » ColonelGentleman: So if you fall off a bridge in China, do you always land butter side down? more » Kaiser-Machead: I propose an alternate solution. Offer 3 million yuan to whoever can stand on the railing and jump off (and survive), and broadcast it on television. more » MadCrazy: Fuck CHINA. Lets bomb em, before its too late to do so ; ) more » Software_Goddess: People will be bringing their muffins here for free butterings. more » nutbastard: "we put up special fences and notices asking people not to commit suicide here." what a surprise that those with nothing left to live for didn't heed... more » electronymous: Maybe they could find out why so many people in Guangzhou want to kill themselves? Just a thought. more » MyPetFly: Olive oil would have been a much healthier choice. more » OMG! Ponies!: This gives me an idea... I need volunteers to help me coat the Brooklyn Bridge with bacon grease. I can only pay you in bacon. You have to provide ... more » philibuster: They have butter in China? Who knew? more » OMG! Ponies!: Wouldn't it just be easier to have centralized locations where people could go to be killed? You know - like suicide booths. more » MarcusMaximus: Why didn't they use Mercury? It's one of the most frictionless substances on earth AND it will kill people who touch it*, so it's win-win. *Some side... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Slathering gobs of butter is easier than addressing the issue of why all of these people want to kill themselves in the first place. more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Everything is good, Butter Bridge. Doesn't quite have the same ring to it.. more » maven2k: See, butter does make everything better! more » -
#tastetest
Butter Smeared On Giant Bridge To Prevent Suicides and Traffic Jams
Butter. It's tasty and it just happens to be an ideal lubricant for suicide hotspots like giant steel bridges. More » -
#kitchentech
Buttermate Ruins Butter with Math Class
When I cook, I generally just estimate my butter measurements. One tablespoon equals half a stick, two tablespoons becomes a whole stick. What can I say, I like to keep things simple. More »
