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Caption Contest: Steve Ballmer Holding
Here's Steve Ballmer at the ceremony for Windows 7 going gold (final), holding, obviously, a gold disc. But what's he about to write on it with that Sharpie? You tell us. [Image via Brandon LeBlanc]Microsoft's Sekrit Google VirusWindows 7 Final -
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J.J. Abrams Boards the Enterprise
"I once caught a fish this big. It was so great. My dad took a picture and...wait, was that a yawn? Am I keeping you up Lieutenant White Castle??" [more shots at io9] -
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Caption Contest: The TakaraTomy Xiao Printer-Camera
My attempt: "Here's what I think of your portraiture abilities!" More » -
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Caption Contest: The PS Not So P
Boing Boing Gadgets' attempt: "Sony Takes Delivery of Kaz Hirai's New Throne"
Mine: "And still, Sony makes room for only one analog stick." [bbGadgets] -
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Caption Contest: Revenge of the Monkey Wrench
"What am I doing here? What are you doing here??" [halbot] -
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"Magic" Site Shows Kids Santa Is Really a Bad Photoshop Job
Believe it or not, there's a site dedicated to deceive kids into thinking that Santa Claus exists: Send photo, pay $10 and they insert Santa. Can you guess what Santa is doing here? -
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Nikon Reasonably Squeamish to Deploy Fart-Detecting Shutter
If you're ever lucky enough score two chicks at the same time, make sure to not only grab shots with your Nikon camera, but to open those blinds wide so the whole neighborhood takes shots, too. [Huffington Post via Fleshbot (nsfw)] -
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Caption Contest: Recession Laptop
"All set. Now, only 23 more payments and this beauty will be all mine." [Midget Quest — Thanks B.B.] -
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Caption Contest: Girl and Her Robot Dog
"At least she's not riding an octopus, for once." More » -
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Weekend Caption Contest: The Most Electric Pee You'll Ever Take
You know how awesome it feels to make it to the bathroom after holding it for a really long time? Not just the standard "I gotta go," but somehow enduring the definite, palpable feeling that the thin membrane called your bladder is so full it's going to burst at any second for a considerable length of time, maintaining control until you finally reach the appropriate vessel to relieve yourself into. More » -
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Caption Contest: iPhone Cupcakes
My attempt: "John Mayer here, my iPhone gave me diabetes." More » -
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Caption Contest: Pre-Apocalyptic LHC Slumber Party
"Like I said, if the world doesn't end, I'll erase the tape. Promise." More » -
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Caption Contest: The Birthday Robot's Children Massacre
My attempt: "Oh, crap, this is John Cronner's birthday party? My bad." More »
