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more about #cats GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: Mr. Herrman. more » otko: Does anyone have a theory as to why cats love computers? I've seen it time and time again, with mine and with other peoples cats. When I have a comput... more » Digo: Sounds like a good idea, until he eats the hamster that's powering your computer. more » Killjoy: My cat *does* hunt computer viruses. He can see them best when they're travelling through cables. more » Kaiser-Machead: I dunno. I rather like that my cat hunts down small innocent mammals, as those mammals innocently gnaw on my food, and innocently leave their urine an... more » Odin: I'm seriously glad I don't have to bother with any litter box type device at all. We had one for a while when we first got the cat but we quickly move... more » Radio Silence: Once again Giz Misses the really cool thing to buy - Put this in as 1 vote to replace gift guide editor. [www.tailgateapproved.com] more » moop2000: I'm disappointed by the lack of suggested gifts for cats. more » technical difficulties: ...ordered one of these yesterday more » yogibimbi: @Rosa Golijan: Is that you waiting for a massage? more » Brian: WTF is up with that Hydroglass idiocy? Just were the heck is one supposed to put it? I don't know about your house but anywhere with a drain at my pla... more » Jeremy Simants: My former roommate had the Bissel SpotBot, It worked wonders on messes from both dogs and drunkin idiots who can't make it outside in time. more » the pirate Neckbeard: Has anyone ever actually potty trained their cat? I've heard talk of it and not just in Meet the Parents but no first hand accounts. I would give an... more » Kaiser-Machead: No love for parakeets. My Parakeet R2-D2 used to love cat toys, the little mesh plastic balls with the bell inside. No one could resist watching him a... more » thechansen: I would recommend a recycled fire hose chew toy, and a fleece blanket. My parents lab drags the blanket around all day like Linus, and the fire hose ... more » Hello Mister Walrus: I buy orphan children from third world countries for my rottweilers to chase. It's great entertainment for the money. more » BobotheTeddy: oh c´mon giftguide for pets? If you have a fish... give water. If you have a cat... give fish. If you have a dog... give cat. They all will be happy... more » Duckspwn: Wait, whoooa, slow down here... dog therapy? As in counselling for your pets? Does that actually exist? And if so, a fool and his money are soon parte... more » Kaiser-Machead: I once put in something similar to the Catgenie for someone, and her cat watched in horror as a mechanized monster mouth ate its shit before its eyes.... more » metal face eagle premium is not from So Cal: I lol'd. High praise, indeed. more » -
#antivirus
The Antivirus Kitten
Just imagine about how much faster your computer would run, and how much less blood you'd have to clean off of your doormat! Cats are terrible beasts. [YouTube—Thanks, Tim!] -
#giftguide
Gifts For Pets Owned By Geeks Who Treat Them Like Spoiled Children
In all honesty, this entire list is a "do not buy" for normal people, but I love my dogs beyond reason. So, here are some unreasonable gifts for them, your pets and your pet loving geek friends. More » -
#iphoneapps
CatPaint for iPhone Single-Pawedly Justifies the Existence of the App Store
Within seconds of installing CatPaint, I felt like the Matisse of adding cats to photos. Within minutes, I was Leonardo da goddamn Vinci. More » -
#toys
This Autofetch Motion Pet Ball Is One Twisted Toy
At first I thought the Autofetch Motion Pet Ball is a neat way for lazy dog owners to give their pets some exercise and treats, but then I looked at the product FAQs. What's this about using it with kids? More » -
#armor
8 Examples Of Animals Suited Up For Battle
Short on soldiers and horses? Why not march into battle with an army of household pets and small woodland creatures? As this Oobject gallery illustrates, suits of armor have been made for the likes of cats, mice and squirrels. [Oobject] -
#robots
This Looks Healthy
While real cats and dogs seem far too keen on reproduction to ever be as scarce or expensive as they were in Blade Runner, Sega is pushing full steam ahead with an update to their freaky robotic felines. More » -
#pets
The PowerLoo Flushes Dog Poop, Along With $1000 Of Your Hard Earned Money
If I could pay $1000 to never pick up a dog's feces, I might spend that money. Alas, the PowerLoo does not prevent that egobreaking act. More » -
#manvsmachine
Whac-A-Kitty Is a Case of Cruel and Unusual Cuteness
In the war between Man and Machine, kittens are a toss up of allegiance. More » -
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#photography
Who Knew There Was So Much Advice To Give On Photographing Pets?
Pets can be difficult to photograph. Once, someone quoted me $1000 for a pet portrait! The NYTimes has a long interview with Li Ward on how to do it best. More » -
#animalvsmachine
Cat vs. Printer: The War of the Ages
In round 2 of Cat vs. Printer, we have to raise the electronic fist of the printer in victory. The cat takes (invisible) punch after punch, only striking back rarely and feebly. [via Geekologie] -
#twitter
Twittering Cat Door Finally Makes Twitter a Viable Business
Oh, Twitter. Is there anything nerds won't try to make you do? This time, it's a custom cat door that tweets every time the cat goes in or out. More » -
#tinge
Lightning Review: Tinge Razor Massager, Shaver Combo Gadget
A couple months ago, a company asked if I was interested in reviewing their razor/personal massager combo. I said sure, never expecting them to send one all the way over to China. Well, they did. More » -
#questionoftheday
Why Do Pets Always Walk On asdfadvcasdfasdf Computer Keyboards?
This is Malcolm the puppy, right after walking on a keyboard and opening up 1600 email message windows at once. What is it with pets and keyboards?! More » -
#usb
Become Catbong Guy's Long Lost Cousin With the USB Cat Tail
If you want to cause a national uproar and make everyone to think you stuffed your cat in your computer, then by all means purchase this USB cat tail. More » -
#catbong
The cat-in-a-bong dude says he's giving up pot. [Lincoln Journal Star]
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#cats
If Cats Read Gizmodo, Which They Do, They'd Love GEEKitty Gear
Consider this post an unpaid advertisement. If you have a cat and you read Gizmodo, or if you are yourself a cat and you read Gizmodo, these GEEKitty toys are basically a must-buy. More » -
#cats
Terrible Human Being Puts His Cat in a Bong to 'Chill it Out'
Here's something you should not do: put your cat in a bong when it's being too rambunctious. You moron. UPDATE More » -
#fakemodo
Control-A-Cat Remote Only Makes Cats More Frustrating
Dear Manufacturer: As the owner of two dumb felines, I was pleased when you introduced the 21-button Control-A-Cat remote with "meow" and "catch mice" functionality. But certain buttons on my unit don't seem to work. More » -
#evolution
Weapons: Happy 200th Birthday, Charles Darwin
And thus concludes our Charles Darwin birthday celebration. We'll resume the party in another 100 years, pending cats have not evolved eye and/or paw lasers thereby destroying us all.
