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more about #cbs more comments → Mayor McRib: I find it amazing that there was a Phizer commercial at the beginning and a computer in the background. I'm willing to bet that the little piece of pa... more » omgwtflolbbqbye: "We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to S... more » Noobs-R-Us: more » EBone: It's sad how someone who wrote such pieces as "Essay On War" has slid down in into doddering nonsense. Time for Andy to retire and to bring in someone... more » ninjagin: I thought Walt Mosspuppet was the grumpiest. Hmmm. Learned something new today. more » Nick: you guys should have heard his segment when women got the vote. oh, my. more » Alfisted: I love Andy Rooney for his wry humor and unique insight. more » OMG! Ponies!: Dammit! I thought it was going to be John McCain. And now I want to see an old-man fight between Rooney and McCain. "Ladies & gentlemen! Please dir... more » Dr. H. F. Danger: Son, to me a robot's just a garbage can with sparks comin' out it. Name's Old Man Waterfall. But most folks just call me "Old Man". more » danallen82: I use the Mighty Mouse everyday at work, and let me tell you... Pros: the scroll ball is great for just about everything. Cons: the 1 click, touch sen... more » pastrychef: I love my Mighty Mouse. The only problem is when dirt gets in to the ball area. When that happens, I rip it apart and clean it. more » bw2g: Is it really a win for AT&T when the competition (at least in my area) is Comcast? I find this even more ironic considering the Comcast ad above th... more » FadedSpark -- I Dream of birdie: Google is bigger than the internet itself. By about 300 MILLION results. Go figure eh? more » gotFrosty: Don't get me wrong here I love Mac, but how about a mouse with more than one button on it. The touch sensitive buttons were crap. Is it that hard to g... more » Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: I'm all for the paranormal shows. Anything to scare me out of remembering how scary life really is for a few hours is fine by me. more » -
#computers
The Grumpiest Old Man Talks to Us About Computers
Andy Rooney was my weekly lesson in crotchetiness growing up, but I increasingly get the sense he's a corpse animated by secret government technology to keep senior citizens in line. He loves computers. And taxes. [The Awl] -
#remainders
Remainders - Things We Didn't Post
Apple Loses Mighty Mouse Trademark, Probably Shouldn't Have Used It In First Place...Paramount Asks Moviegoers to RSVP In Advance...AT&T Is #1 In Customer Service?...Scary Google Results with Sergey Brin More » -
#magazine
CBS and Pepsi, Bored With Plain Old Print Ads, Cram Video Into a Magazine
That's right, aging, future-minded denizens of the 50s, video magazines are here! Almost. Come fall, Entertainment Weekly will feature the world's first video-screen-in-a-page advertisement, to sell you some TV shows. More » -
#iphoneapps
CBS's March Madness On Demand iPhone App Streams Every Game, Almost Gets It Right
An iPhone app streaming every game of the NCAA tournament, one of the year's most joyous events, is totally a good use of $5. If I didn't have to watch only on wi-fi. More » -
#suckithulu
TV.com iPhone App Streams Free Full-Length CBS and Showtime Shows
Today CBS pushed out a streaming video player for iPhones and touchy iPods, with smooth navigation of all the content available on TV.com, including for the first time impressive full-length episodes of some—but not most—shows. More » -
#goofs
CBS's 'Worst Week' Mistakes iPod for iPhone, Sends Nerdier Viewers into Convulsions
'Worst Week' is apparently some kind of adapted British show about a guy whose life sucks, or something. I don't know. All I do know is that this guy's iPhone is not an iPhone. More » -
#streaming
CBS Looking to Turn TV.com Into a Hulu Competitor
CBS has been paying attention to the success of NBC and Fox's Hulu, and they want in on the fun/money. They could just add their content to Hulu, but that would be too easy. More » -
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#microsoftad
Second Gates-Seinfeld Ad Shows They're Very Rich, Unlike Us
Remember that first Seinfeld-and-Gates adventure into Shoe Circus, which alluded to something about Windows being “soft and chewy and delicious?” Well, the new Laural and Hardy of ambiguous advertising have a new spot out and it's... making fun of your average scalloped potato-eating, leather giraffe from Cabo-buying, grumpy Grandma-having Suburban family. The incredibly rich duo try to connect on a “normal people” level and kind of fail utterly. Like Windows Vista. I think. More »




