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more about #chicken Duckspwn: No matter how bad of a day you are having, remember, it definitely isn't worse than this chicken's. more » minesh1991: glad im a vegetarian more » ZombieRot: It looks to tenderize as well...... more » MrBlahBlah: if you think this is horrifying, i don't know how you reacted to that airport level in the new COD MW 2 more » AmishJohn: Looks like Adam found a replacement for his, um, 'Ottoman'. I'd advise turning down the RPMs a tad, tho. more » Erik 'Tastycakes' Nelson: I have personally used one of these, My dad and I built one so we didn't have to pluck by hand. Nothing sucks more than to pluck a chicken by hand at... more » Coolmodo: I would say that chicken is absolutely Phucked. more » se7a7n7: Keep plucking that chicken Gizmodo. more » photophile: Wow, that's a clean bird. I've only tried plucking by hand once, and it sucked. I have used a different style of plucker, with the bonus of having to... more » jinushaun: Wouldn't that machine just absolutely destroy the chicken's flesh? more » BeyondtheTech: Sponsored by FOX 5's Ernie Anastos. more » satan gave me a taco: ASH uses CHICKEN PLUCKER on PIDGEOTTO... It's SUPER EFFECTIVE! more » phunnyballs: You think that would snap some bones and make them splinter which would be bad for the meat. But my grandpa used to pluck chickens and the rule was t... more » Dr. H. F. Danger: It would be horrifying if the chicken were still alive, I am just wondering what this does to the consistency of the meat. There is an abundance of ch... more » audiophile8706: I'm amazed at the amount of commenters not in horror... I'm proud of all of you. lol. On a side note.. this has to get done somehow. This did in arou... more » Joe Stoner: That is one sick pluck! And with something like this, you can finally go pluck, yourself! more » stretta: but... the chicken is ok, right? more » Andrew: I don't get how this is horrifying... I mean it's not pleasant, but come on... it's just a chicken. Most people eat them every day. You have to get... more » Zerod Zunaro: Call me a sick bastard, but with out the head flailing around, it wouldn't be disgusting at all. more » Bokusatsu_Tenshi: Ok... now we need to do a series of videos shoving furry dead stuff there and name it "Will it pluck?" Ookeydokeypokey more » -
#horriblethings
The Most Upsetting Video of an Automatic Chicken Plucker You Will See Today
This is Janet's Whizbang Chicken Plucker, built using the instructions from the hit bestselling book Anyone Can Build a Tub-Style Mechanical Chicken Plucker. It is absolutely fucking horrifying, and I apologize in advance. [Eat Me Daily via Kottke] -
#macgyverchef
MacGyver Chef: Poached Chicken and Couscous in a Coffee Maker
For the first recipe in our MacGyver Chef series, I tackled one of the lowliest of kitchen gadgets: The coffee maker. Since it sucks at brewing coffee, I wondered if there was some other use for it... More » -
#usbdrives
Brando's Chicken, Pork, Pizza and Watermelon USB Drives Are Phenomenally Delicious
It's been a while since Solid Alliance charmed us with their food-shaped USB drives, but Brando's shot back with edible-looking disks of their own. At our count, there's chicken, hot wings, a slab of pork, a pizza slice, a burger, a watermelon slice, a strawberry, cookies and biscuits—all lifelike enough that your kid would accidentally put it in his mouth. Best of all, these hold 4GB worth of junk and cost only $28. Has anyone made a bacon USB drive yet? Huge gallery after the jump. More » -
#toys
Hands-On Japan's Sega Robot Chicken
Lisa brought me back one of Sega's highly coveted robot chicks, modeled physically and behaviorally after a 1-week old chicken. The bird has a light and touch sensor, and responds to petting. When I say respond, it's just different crying sounds, with the occasional wing flap. What's insane is that this thing is like $40. Might be better to hatch an egg and then at least a few months later, you can deep fry Clucky. If you want to hear what it sounds and looks like in action, there's a video after the jump: More » -
