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  • more about #chucknorris
    Kaiser-Machead: I can't believe that Chuck Norris doesn't approve of this. Since we and Apple are still existing, I can only assume that he doesn't have a problem wit... more »
    dangster: Am I the only person who thinks the joke the screenshot is funny? more »
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Apple is afraid of Chuck Norris showing up in Cupertino ready to chew bubble-gum and kick ass, only to discover he's all out of Bazooka Joe... more »
    Cordfucious of Tech Clan: Well Chuck is now on my list of idiots. This fool made some comments that are damn close to sedition... [politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com] Man Chuck...... more »
    Giz-Guy: How is this a bestmodo? more »
    strider_mt2k: Remember, you decided that you wanted to buy into this crap, so don't go bitchin' NOW. Enjoy, comrade. more »
    discounteggroll: thanks everyone for the barrel of laughs, I needed that more »
    Kaiser-Machead: I don't think I can handle only having John Mayer left when this guy finally bites the big one. more »
    92BuickLeSabre: To quote a wise, wise man, known as me. "It's well known that Bruce Lee was the embodiment of every living creature. In order to live among regular hu... more »
    Xjep: And what does he have to do with tech more »
    rclAlaric: 69 years old? He could still kick the crap out of us all! more »
  • #iphoneapps

    Apple Now Rejects iPhone Apps Because They "Ridicule Public Figures"

    Reader spectralogue tells us that this Chuck Norris joke generator app was just rejected by Apple because it "ridicules public figures." Wait, what? More »
  • #celebrate

    Happy 69th Birthday Chuck Norris

  • #gadgetfashion

    iPhone Shoulder Holster Is Chuck Norris' Favorite Fashion Accessory

    Apparently created for police detectives, construction workers, or anyone with zero sense of fashion and/or shame, the e-Volve Gadget Shoulder Holster is just that: A shoulder holster which, according to the manufacturer, "is designed to evolve and adapt to the reality of constant state of change in personal electronics by enabling you to wear your present and future gadgets". Yes, it does all that. It has been engineered to "access your gadgets quickly," like if your iPhone was Chuck Norris' revolver. But make no fun of this, because this thing does it all:
    More »
  • #digitalcameras

    Buy this Camera or Chuck Norris Will Beat Up Your Family

  • #chucknorris

    China Anti-Terrorist Plan Includes Flamethrowers, Segways, Chuck Norris Clones

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