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more about #clothes Odin: And with the exception of the two pairs of shoes none of them occupy the same equipment slot! You could wear a full set of this stuff! #skymall more » Benguin: SkyMall is my favorite thing about flying. I take the catalog every time I fly as a cheapo souvenir. The inventory is just so ridiculous. #skymall more » w1llk: I refuse to look at anything SkyMall unless I'm on an aircraft. Something about flying at 30,000 feet justifies the ridiculousness of the items on tho... more » MWUK: SkyMall is always the higlight of my holidays (vacations) when i go across the pond to america... #skymall more » Arken: "and it can't even secretly double as a sexual aid." I can think of a few ways... #skymall more » njdevil: I had the fortune to sit next to a couple in their mid 50's reading Skymall together on a 3 hour flight. "Look honey! This cool jug adds oxygen to wa... more » tree-fiddy: I think I'll try the butt enhancer, but wear it in the front, like a cod piece #skymall more » HashMaster9000: Lies! Locutus of Borg wouldn't be caught dead in clog slippers! Comfort is irrelevant! Memory Foam is Irrelevant! We will add your technological Brig... more » Zordon: Re: the page for the spring-loaded-shoes: "We are so confident you'll love them that the inventor, Alexander Innovation Wizard has put his on name on ... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Hey that Head Spa massager is useful for any low budget sci-fi movie in need of some weird head-gear type prop: It's a futuristic brainwave analyzer.... more » Kevin Wei: Can we get someone to purchase all this, put it all on, and post pictures so we could all have a good laugh about ridiculous it all looks? #skymall more » PotteryBarnClearanceSale: Poor SkyMall link at the bottom of my favorites list, the last of my links to be clicked on a really slow day at work. Still, it's there for me ... w... more » Jurandr: The posturtek shirt has a vibrator on it that jiggles when you slouch. According to activeforever.com: "Equipped with revolutionary technology built... more » The Lab: I admit, I have been tempted by the shoes with springs in them. To put this in perspective, I also bought Heelys. As a 28 year old man. I feel like... more » dingus: I'm kinda dissapointed the prosthetic asscheeks don't come in different sizes. I was hoping for something in a Sir Mix-a-lot. I suppose you could do... more » photophile: The camera store I work at has those goggles (#3). I want them. Bad. The quality of construction is really good, but the photos might suck. The lens ... more » ShadowStaarr: I stand corrected, I would buy stuff from the SkyMall catolog even if I'm not in a plane. #skymall more » Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected: If I recall correctly didn't Sam Fisher have something like item #5 in the Splinter Cell novel? #skymall more » The Overmind (aka that guy): The slippers...yes...I'd take a pair of those. #skymall more » poisonandfabric: For 30 bucks I think I'd give that a whirl. But being a girl I'm not sure how easy it would be to hit the cords given the whole chest situation. more » -
#gadgets
The Enhanced Human, SkyMall Style
I am ashamed of two things. 1) That in our quest for the cyborg life, we were beaten to the punch by SkyMall, and 2) that none of the following products are fake.
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#tshirts
Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt Means Bo Diddley To the Ladies
You can bust out "I Love Rock n' Roll" on this power-chord-friendly guitar tee, but by the time you do, all the reasons you set out to learn guitar in the first place will be gone. [ThinkGeek via ChipChick] -
#bsod
Blue Screen of Death (On a Belt)
I don't know why my belt crashed. I went to the restroom and then zipped up and then shook my hips like Elvis in the mirror...wait, Belt 7 isn't Elvis compatible. That explains everything. [GeekGoneChic via Crunchgear] More » -
#boots
You Too Can Own John Connor's Robot-Stomping Boots
Are you trying lead a resistance against a race of homicidal machines? Well, you need the proper footwear. When John Conner stomps Terminator faces, he wears the Oakley S.I. Assault Boots. More » -
#jackets
Philips Emotion Jacket Touches You In Movie Theaters
End of Titanic. Rose floating on debris, Jack in the water. You want to cry but can't. Philips' new concept jacket gives you a little hug (out of sympathy? pity?) and there go the waterworks. More » -
#snowmodo
Blazewear Heated Sportsvest: Lightning Review
The Gadget: Blazewear's heated vest is powered by a lithium ion pack and good for hours of user controlled heat. It also has a built in flashlight on the battery. It's very warm! More » -
#hacks
No More Mildewy Undies, Thanks to the Twittering Washing Machine
If you get distracted with brilliant blogs written by unspeakably handsome writers and forget about your laundry only to find your clothes smelly and gross in the machine five hours later, this hack's for you. More » -
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#badideas
Exploded iPhone Shirt: Most Heinous Way to Say "I <3 Apple"
Of all Apple fan tributes, this may be the least Apple-spirited. I can imagine Jon Ive throwing up after seeing the image, which lacks the very simplicity and smoothness that makes fanboys all woozy. -
#sitonit
Clothes Iron Bike Seat Warms Your Cheeks
If you've ever wanted to sit on a hard, flat, unyielding piece of metal while biking but your butt gets cold easily, we've got a solution for your ridiculous problem. More » -
#gloves
RallyPoint Combat Glove for Computing Under Fire
Wearable computers may be a reality in today's army, but use is restricted to safe environs like a bunker or an armored vehicle—out in the open, soldiers' priority is keeping hold of their guns. The RallyPoint Handwear Computer Input Device is unique in that it is designed specifically to be used even while the soldier is gripping a gun or a steering wheel. It's full of sensors—maybe too many: More »
