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more about #comedy Killjoy: "Look it up. Anyone can do it." "Well yeah, but you *know* what you're doing, so -" "I actually don't, I just look it all up." I've had a few thousa... more » Odin: He has a Windows 95 rig but terrabytes of porn? more » ilovexspin: This is my life. Like my family makes me do everything on the computers and it makes me so pissed off the more simple it is, like making a fucking tab... more » Benguin: Oh man, the Oatmeal. Somebody linked me there once to a single comic and I was sitting at my computer for hours reading the rest of the site. Hilariou... more » Lizard_King: My dad was an electrical engineer for HP for the better part of 35 years. He didn't have a PC that was stable until I built him one five years ago. No... more » jepzilla: I'm disappointed Giz. How could you post something so wrong? Rabbits can't vomit. more » Andy Nguyen: "If it's Windows, tell em you only use Macs. If it's Mac, tell em you use Windows. If they have both, tell em you use Linux. Nobody uses that." more » 92BuickLeSabre: It's the holidays. Why do you want me to cry? more » Curves: If youre Hardware, tell them it sounds software related, probably "Bugs". If youre Software, assure them its those hardware bastards who are at faul... more » RoboBagins: My mother was tech support in the house for the longest time, then like all children I battled her for tech dominance and won. It's not all bad. She... more » ichiban1081: I go through things like this with my wife's family. During holidays I'm usually in a room fixing peoples computers they brought with them, answering ... more » Jux: "Well, except for the names, and a few other changes/ My story's the same one." more » Ellyabson Medeiros: Oooh the funny and sad fact that this comic provides is the story of my life. Even the details are the same. Freaky! haha! more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: I'm the 'computer genius' to many of my family and friends so I'm already screwed.. more » OCEntertainment: I read each and every panel of this comic. I didn't laugh once... .....It's too painfully true. more » NorCalAngler: I bet every Gizmodo'er can relate to this. I used to jump on any opportunity when it came to fixing friends/family tech stuff because I got a weird e... more » LoganAdams: Holy Crap. That is my life. I'm e-mailing this to my mom. more » TheCatInTheHat: Painfully true. All it needed was the question "so have you done anything to your PC since the problem started?", Family member: "No....I just went i... more » bibble3000: i actually just got an e-mail from my sister who lives in a different state asking for help... she didn't include any of the needed details and her qu... more » UltimateIdiot - Imperfection at Best: So true, I'm the tech support for my friends. They trust my opinions above many other. They only call tech support if I tell them to, mostly because i... more » -
#humor
Why It's Better to Pretend You Don't Know Anything About Computers
Matthew Inman, aka "The Oatmeal," is a former web designer turned comic artist. He subsists primarily on a diet of dead crickets and malt liquor. If his relatives ask: He certainly doesn't know anything about computers. More » -
#starwars
What Would Happen If Star Wars Characters Used Facebook
I know. I'm a total dork, but these Facebook status updates by Star Wars characters made me laugh this morning. Or maybe it's just all that turkey fat and pumpkin pie bits affecting my neurotransmitters. More » -
#porn
New Parental Filter Will Annihilate Internet Porn Forever
Sorry, pervs, the perfect porn blocker is here. Conan O'Brien has saved the internets from the porn slime. Gracias, Conando! [Geeks Are Sexy] -
#movies
Andy Samberg Explains How (He Thinks) Animation Works
I've no idea what's going on in this behind-the-scenes look at Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, but I like it. The video has script-writing super computers (render farms), mo-cap suit delusions, and even a Street Fighter Hadouken attack. Fight! More » -
#space
Moon Conspiracy Theorist Makes Neil Armstrong Realize Obvious Truth
It was bound to happen, so I'm not surprised: According to The Onion—reportedly America's finest news outlet—Apollo 11 Mission Commander Neil Armstrong has finally admitted that the Moon landings were fake and staged. All thanks to Ralph Coleman: More » -
#iphoneapps
The App Store Is Just Like the Civil Rights Movement, and Other Lessons We Can Learn From iFart
The Daily Show tells the harrowing tale of iFart vs Pull My Finger, showing us the faces behind the farts. It's predictable stuff until about 3:00, when Pull My Finger guy compares himself to Jackie Robinson. Then, it's pure art. More » -
#robots
'Hello, Phone Sex Operator? I'm Into Unemotional Robots.'
Comedian Gil Ozeri, of "I'm Into Clippy" fame, is back with another incredible phone sex call. This time, he tells the unassuming operator that he's into robots that were programmed to feel no emotion. Oh my god. More » -
#humor
We Discover the Dark Side of the New iPod Shuffle
The new iPod Shuffle might seem innocent enough, but after having to listen to your music selection hour after hour, even it reaches its breaking point. More » -
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#zunes
Nick's Zune Warehouse Sells Zunes by the Pound
If you're in the market for a Zune, you might as well go to the store that's completely dedicated to everyone's favorite portable media player. More » -
#directv
Inappropriate DirecTV Commericals Won't Help Win Any Customers
CollegeHumor looked at those DirecTV ads where they reenact a famous scene from a movie and asked "what if we used horribly inappropriate movies?" Hilarity ensues. More » -
#cellphones
Comic Smashes Audience Member's Cellphone to Prevent Joke Theft
A British comedian spotted a dude in the audience texting on his phone, so he took it and smashed it. His reason: the guy was stealing jokes to sell to TV people. But of course! More » -
#comedy
The Downside to Time Travel: Your Past Self Might Be a Dick
This new Funny or Die video, featuring Paul Scheer, takes a good hard look at the unforseen crappy things that can happen when you try to travel through time. Spoiler: hilarity ensues. More » -
#streaming
Monty Python Puts Free Videos Online, Sells 23,000% More DVDs
Monty Python started a YouTube channel with tons of their sketches streaming for free. The included links to their DVDs at Amazon. The result was a whopping 23,000% increase in sales. More » -
#comedy
Windertech Tape Rewinder Lets You Rewind Your VHS Tapes Over the Internet
While VHS might be dead, according to former Colbert Report/Daily Show writer Eric Drysdale, tape rewinders are alive and well, brimming with new features designed for the internet age. [Funny or Die] More » -
#clips
Parody: Obama Caters to the YouTube Crowd
We've all heard about Obama's YouTube addresses, but even a popular President Elect has to compete for clicks using cleavage, kittens and funny dance moves. (video after jump - beware, big braziered breasts be ahead) -
#truth
Harsh Reality Behind the Gizmodo/Reader Symbiosis Revealed by Dilbert
It's not often that a simple three-pane comic strip says something meaningful and true about your life, but I think it's safe to say that today's Dilbert strip essentially sums up what this here website and its readers are all about. We post about gadgets, sometimes cool, sometimes not, and you read about them either way. Not because you want to, but because you need to. We understand. We're all in this together, friends. Now just set up a webcam of your cubicle so we have something to distract us from our jobs with. Then, the cycle will be complete. [Dilbert]
